- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why couldn't the chicken cross the road? Because it got hit by a Fridge.

Roses are Red Violets are Blue Violets are not blue They are Violet

Male leadership.

Justin Beiber has fame, his own bodyguards, he has performed many shows and has everyone's attention. What do you have? A penis.

What's funnier than Tom Cruise laughing like a badass? Chuck Norris

A: How many women does it take to screw in a light bulb? Q: None! They shouldn't have to...

What do old people break when they fight? A sweat

Why was Nathan upset Because his sister died from an undiagnosed case of tuberculosis

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What's similar between the Alabama Crimson Tide and a maggot? They've both been feeding off of a dead Bear for 30 years...

How do you get free money? Hire a black man to rob a bank.

Whats the difference between a black man and a white man? the pigment in their skin.

A man and his wife go out to dinner, after dinner they return home safely and the man kisses his wife good night. He then leaves his house, and goes to a bar with another women. He is a polygamast and it is socially acceptable in his village.

What do you get when you cross an owl, with a bungee cord?..... My ass.

Why was the little boy reluctant to approach his father? Because his father was a rotting corpse.

Malcom: Knock Knock. Jessica: Who's there? Malcom: It's Malcom. Jessica: Okay. Come in.

Why couldn't Horton hear a who? He was a loaf of bread.

My name is me I like fired chicken!

What did the 20-year old woman say too the old man? HI GRANDPA!

What did the cool guy say to Kelly Clarkson? Nothing, she's fat.

What do you get when you pull down your pants in public? Most likely a criminal record for indecent exposure.

What did the text-to-speech reader say when the 12 year old boy played around with it? "Ass ass ass ass, ass ass ass ass."

ever tried african food? they neither

Q: Why did the little girl fall off the swing? A: She didn't have any arms.

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