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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A Jew walking in the street sees a homeless person asking for charity. He reaches to his pocket, grabs a penny, greets her with a nice smile and gives away the penny.

What's the difference between a prostitute and your mom? Your mom is a well educated lawyer who earns half a million dollar a year while the prostitute sells her own body for an extremely small amount of money.

"Ask me if I'm a tree!" "Are you a tree?" "No."

How many kids with ADHD does it take to change a lightbulb? Let's go play on our bikes.

Roses are red, Violets are red, I stabbed someone in my garden, There's blood everywhere

A mother and her child run into the store... The mother opens the door, so the child does not run into the store again.

How did Helen Keller's parents discipline her? Hopefully not too sternly. There's not much trouble a blind and deaf girl can get into, one would imagine.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because the amount of times people reused this joke on this site made her so annoyed much she wanted to hurt herself.

what is sadder than lost in a ps4 game ? Your mom's funeral, she died in a horrible accident yesterday

Why was Allen late for work? He was mauled by a bear. Allen is dead.

Why bouriquet fall off the swing? Ask him.

What do blind people see when they close one eye? Nothing.

One day I walked into my backyard I saw a squirrel Then I was like oh hey squirrel

Why did the girl fall off of the swing? Because she had no arms.

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? nothing he was Jewish

What's the difference between the NBA and the WNBA? What's the WNBA?

what did the monitor say to the boy? Im a Monitor

why did the baby die? It was hit by a bus and then raped by a seal.

Joe has 30 candy bars and eats 25. What does john have now? DIABETIES. Joe has diabeties. Please comment!!!!!!!

What does a sock, pillow and a lamp have in common? -they all live underwater expect for the sock, pillow and lamp -Matt

Why did the little boy fall out the window? A child molester pushed him.

Rsoes are geern Voielts are ornage I'm colorbilnd and Dixlesic.

What's the difference between a clever trick and a computer programmer? A clever trick throws you for a loop, and a computer programmer throws you a for loop.

What do a raven and a writing desk have in common? I have no idea.

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