old man: hi old woman: i have alshemiers old man: hi old woman: i have alshemiers

thumb_up thumb_down -20

What's black and hangs from the trees in my backyard? Black berries!

thumb_up thumb_down -20

Roses are red violets are blue this poem is stupid.

thumb_up thumb_down -20

Penis chickens

thumb_up thumb_down -20

Guy: Hey, you want to dance with me? Girl: Who me? Guy: Nooo that bench over there...

thumb_up thumb_down -22

How many filthy niggers does it take to screw in a light bulb? None, because I killed off all the filthy niggers.

thumb_up thumb_down -22

Bob loves Anne. Anne loves Bob. No one cares.

thumb_up thumb_down -22

What's worser than dieing? Living-being tortured while at it too

thumb_up thumb_down -22

How do you know when everybody on a plane crash is dead ? When your the only one who walked out

thumb_up thumb_down -22

1. Go to the WRITE YOUR OWN! section on this website. 2. Check the box on "I have read and agreed to the Terms of Service." 3. The Submit button should become available for clicking. 4. Now uncheck the box. 5. Thumbs up if the Submit button is still available. -BG_Shank_A

thumb_up thumb_down -22

What if your name was Mr. David and the office called you down and you were wearing a dress?

thumb_up thumb_down -22

Wanna here a joke? Dylan Shipleys penis!!!

thumb_up thumb_down -22

Why cant Joe drive his tractor? Because he doesn't have any arms or legs. Why doesn't Joe have any arms or legs? BECAUSE JOE IS A POTATO.

thumb_up thumb_down -22

A guy went to a girl asked if she wanted to have sex with him. She said yes and they promptly had sex.

thumb_up thumb_down -22

Why are women bad drivers? -There are no roads in between the bedroom and the kitchen.

thumb_up thumb_down -22

What did ahmet say to adem...? LEMME SUCK ON THOSE TITS joke made by dark

thumb_up thumb_down -22

Why did the middle-eastern man fly his plane into the Empire State Building? Because he was a bad pilot with an interest in American architecture.

thumb_up thumb_down -22

What has stripes, isn't a virgin, and has golden hands? I don't know I asked you first.

thumb_up thumb_down -22

A man walks into a bar and probably sustains serious head injuries and possibly a concussion as most bars are usually made out of solid metals such as iron or steel and is therefore not permitted by his doctor to engage in sports or other rigorous activities for an allotted period of time depending on the degree of his injury.

thumb_up thumb_down -22

What's black, blue, and read all over? The newspaper.

thumb_up thumb_down -22

Roses are Red Violets are Blue Violets are not blue They are Violet

thumb_up thumb_down -22

Why was Nathan upset Because his sister died from an undiagnosed case of tuberculosis

thumb_up thumb_down -22

What's funnier than Tom Cruise laughing like a badass? Chuck Norris

thumb_up thumb_down -22

Why did the blonde go to law school? She was sick of people assuming that she was not an intelligent woman due to negative sterotypes about her gender and hair color and set out to prove said people wrong.

thumb_up thumb_down -22

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...


Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops