- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What you call it when 8 goes over 4? An improper fraction.

What did Timmothy get when he got back from his vacation in a tropical destination? Malaria.

If a man dies in China, Does anybody care?

i found the cure to cancer.......AIDS

What do you call an attractive woman in a blender? A very rare occurrence.

Haikus are easy But sometimes they don't make sense Refrigerator

Two guys walk into a bar.... OUCH

Reality is often boring. TV is often bad for you. Reality TV is boring AND bad for you.

How do you kill a mime? Shoot him in the face.

how many Arabs and Jews can you fit on a bus? The bus in question is a 56 seater,so 56. If you cram some people in the aisles you could probably fit 65 if you didn't care about anyone's comfortability sheesh you might even for in 100 or more.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Why the long face?" The horse says nothing because it is a horse and doesn't understand English. It gets confused about it's surroundings and gallops out of the bar, upending a few tables along the way.

person 1: Do you have a christmas necklace I could borrow for a party? person 2: I have a one with a leprechaun.

Roses are red Violets are blue The last time I saw your mom I made you

When you see birds flying in a V why is one side of the V always longer than the other? there are more birds on that side

One man calls emergency: - Come immediately, my little son has swallowed a condom! After five minutes, the same man calls back: - It is OK, I found another one.

You: That was awful. Me: You know what else is awful? You: What? Me: This joke.

Why did the chiken cross the road? To bite a rubarb stick.

Guy 1: Hey look under there Guy 2: Under what inanimate object that is physically visible and made up of atoms

"hey bro" "WHATS UP" "nothin..... I heard you had your first bj yesterday." "YEAH!!" "how'd it taste?" ........

why was the boy sad? his bellybutton hurt

What's going to happen you? Your going to die just like everyone else in the world. Don't laugh, it's not funny

Did you hear about the kid from Oklahoma? No. Yeah, he died.

Why did the Chicken cross the road? The light was red, which prompted the chicken to cross safely.

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