- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between a 1980 mustang and a pile of dead babies? I don't have the mustang in my garage.

old spice body spay is so powerfull it can block BO for 16 hours. its so powerfull it can turn of the sun, but then it gets to cold, so it makes another sun........DOUBLE SUN POWWWWWEEEERRRRRRR!!!

What was the women doing out of the kitchen? Watching the movie 'Birth of a Nation' at her father's house

My mom told me and my brother to lean up on a commercial...we were watching netflix

What rhymes with ten? Rape..... What rhymes with boat? Float.....

Q. Whats black and red all over? A. A black wall thats been painted red.

So there was a guy in the middle of the street, how did he survive? ...He doesnt because he gets hit by a car becuase hes in the middle of the street...

Stand back, I don't want to hit anyone with the axe.

Why was the chinese man kicked out of the bar? Because he was under aged

Q. Why do some people not like anti-jokes? A. They don't find the humor funny.

What did the lion say on a hot day in Africa? Nothing, lions can't talk.

Michael Jackson and Barack Obama talked to each other about oreos

a morman walks into a bar, he buys a 7up.

Why did Sarah fall off the swings? She had no arms Knock knock Who's there? Not Sarah

Q: whats funnier than watching a black man and a midget fight? A: anything technically, your opinion

how do you wake up a really old man? you dont, he's probably already dead.

What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? Pizzas were meant to be put in an oven.

My mom says hi ............ Jk she says hello

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have Alzheimer's Where am I

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because the monkey has a very weak cerrebellum.

Why did the dead chicken cross the road? It didn't. It was dead.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was really frogger in disguise

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree, because it was dead. why did the second monkey fall out of the tree, becuase it was dead. why did the third monkey fall out of the tree, because he thought it was a game!

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? I've lost my tractor!

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