- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A black man walks out of a store. He was carrying a receipt.

Roses are red, Violets aren't. This doesn't make sense. Potatoes and brown.

A horse walks into a bar, the bartender says "Why the long face?" The horse unable to comprehend english shits on the floor and leaves

I used to be an adventurer like you, but then I was raped by a giant scorpion...

Why do Squirrels accidentally plant millions of trees. Because they bury their nuts and forget where they are.

what do kids take their lunch in to school. that depends if they buy lunch at school... otherwise they bring it in a lunchbox...

How many Santa Clauses does it take to change a light bulb? Santa Claus isn't real.

I am strangling you. Do you see my arms? I AM FREAKEN STRANGLING YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11

What does the black guy look for when he goes shopping? Some soap for his dead cat in the living room.

How many babies does it take to paint a wall It depends on how hard you throw them

Why did Sally fall of the swing? Because I hit her with a shovel.

What's gay and Jewish? Henry Shine

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

What happened to the guy that got hit by a bus? He got hit by a bus and died.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I dont really care anymore BECAUSE I'M SICK AND TIRED OF THIS CLICHE!

how do you keep an idiot in suspense. I dont' know he still hasn't told me

A man walks into a bar. Three hours later, ambulances arrived, because the man was knocked out. The man who saved was known as a hero, and was awarded a medal for his good deed.

Why did Susie drop her ice cream? Because she got hit by a bus. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Susie.

Chuck Norris has normal human strength.

I wear my sunglasses at night. I'm always getting into car accidents.

What do you do when you see a black man with half a head? Stop laughing and reload

What happens to a fish with no fin on the right side? It repeatedly swims in circle.

A plane crashes in a polish cemetery the authorities have found 2000 bodies

Yo mama so fat, when the waiter handed her the menu, she said "yes"

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