A penguin is walking through the snow, and comes across a polar bear with a hat on. He stops and stares at the polar bear for a second and then compliments the polar bear on his hat. The polar bear smiles and promptly consumes the penguin, build up a fat layer for the coming Winter.

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nock nock who's there is me u idiot we aranged this yesterday

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What do you call 1000 black men walking down a street? The million man march

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Two swallows migrate to Africa. One swallows initiates the conversation, that's when the other catch fire.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He was being raped and was fugitive lot trying to escape, to no avail.

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what did the father say to his son whom had only one arm? hey son.

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roses are red violets are blue cookie monster is gonna eat you big bird is yellow you look mellow dont forget elmo to

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How many Polacks does it take to screw in a light-bulb? One. A person's ethnicity or country of origin, or religion for that matter, would have no bearing on one's ability to perform the relatively simple task of installing a light-bulb. Furthermore, there is no reason to use the negative slur 'polack' when referring to a person of Polish descent.

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I bont really understand dyslectic peapole

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Why did the girl not get her mum a christmas present? Because she was adopted to two men when she was born, so it would be hard to give her mum a present...............................................

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50 gay man and a homophobe are in a nightclub in Florida ...you know how the rest goes.

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How do you get a black man down from a tree? Cut the rope!

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Why can't Hellen Keller drive? She was too tired and was afraid that if she got behind the wheel it might cause her to fall asleep at the wheel which would result in an accident.

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A horse, a duck, a pig, and an arab walk into a bar. The horse ducks, the duck's hoarse, the pig's in a blanket, and the arab has a can, being surprised at how far a can can preach hate in Chicago. The bartender reminds the arab that he's with a swine, and the arab is offended for the poor horse.

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there once was a little boy who lived in a little house with his little parents who ate little food. one day the boy went on a website called antijokes and he started to read a joke, by the time he had gotten to the end of the joke he realized that there was no punchline but it was very lenghty and quite pointless.

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Q: What do you say to a person in a wheelchair who fall downs the stairs? A: Nothing because most likely they would take an elevator.

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whats the difference between a grape and an elephant? the grape is purple

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cory is gay

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How do you stop a black kid from hanging around in your back yard? Hang him in the front yard.

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Q.What is black and white and red (read) all over? A. A penguin in a blender.

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You walk into a plane full of Arabs talking about how much they hate America. You arrive at your destination enlightened about the problems in American society.

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If Billy has 4 apples in his left hand and 6 apples in his right hand, what does he have? Very large hands.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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