Roses are black Violets are black I would love to see A knife in ur back

what did the dog say to the mailman? "hey thanks for the mail" the mailman replies "your welcome"

One day, 2 people were gonna fight after school and then the final bell rung. Everyone gathered in the bathroom to watch the fight. The challenger asks the opponent, "Hey whats that one thing you say when you let the other person win?" then the opponent says, "I give up?" The opponent yells, "I win!"

what is worse finding a worm in your apple? Finding a grub in your apple.

Q: What did osama bin laden say to the worker behind the gas station counter? A: May I buy this bag of chips?

What did the black kid get for Christmas? An X-box, a sweater and some socks.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, My grandmother has degenerative brain disease, We may need to euthanise her.

what did batman say to robin to get him into the car? Get in the car

Wanna hear a hot headed retard? call and listen carefully 6196342668

What is the difference between a Ferrari and 1,000 babies? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

roses are red violets are blue I can't rhyme refrigerator

hi, my name is zack, i have a boner from the girl to my right(;

What do black people do with M&Ms? They eat them.

A man went skydiving and tragically died.

whats shaped like a tree. A tree.

Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? Because she was blind, not to mention deaf and mute.

I went to the local RSPCA office today....it's tiny, you couldnt swing a cat in it.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Come in! Come in who? I'm just com in' inside.

how hungry am i? well im as hungry a starving kid in africa!!!!

why did the chicken cross the road? there was a black man walking towards him

Q: what do you call a mushy green circle that tastes good? A: An avocado

Why did humpty dumpty fall off a wall? Well it turns out that he was a raging psycopath. to add on, he was also a suicidal

The american education system.

Roses are grey. Violets are grey. There is an entire spectrum of the world I am not privy to.

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