You know what's real bullshit? That stuff that comes out of a bull's ass.

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Actually, Ylvis had a dog named Say. When he peed in the studio one evening, Ylvis said, "What the fuck, Say?"

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A guy said a racist joke and he got beat up now he is in the hospital for what he said.

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Why did Jonathan choose to watch something else other than Geordie Shore? Jonathan is intellectual.

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Q: what comes after 69? A: 70

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whats the difference between a black man playing basketball and a white man playing basketball? They are different races

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knock knock. who's there? me. me who? shut up im robbing you.

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How do you make a mime make noise? Throw a brick at his face

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Do you know what the worst part about inbreeding is? - It's runs in the family!

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Have you ever had Ethiopian food? No? Neither have they.

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What do u call something that's sticky and in a stick form? A glue stick :)

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A blonde, a redhead and a brunette are stranded on an island. They find a genie, who grants them three wishes. The brunette wishes to go back home. The redhead wishes to go back home too. The blonde misses her friends, so she wishes to go back home too.

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Roses are red, Violets are red, OH SHIT MY GARDENS ON FIRE

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Hey I just met you And this is crazy But I have alzheimer's Hey I just met you Coopn8r

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Why did Billy run away from a mysterious adult? He was playing the iconic game known as tag where 2+ people chase each other in an attempt to tag them.

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How do you make a clown stop smiling? Hit her in the face with a ax!

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Why couldn't Bobby attend his friends wedding? He was struck by lightning. Knock. Knock. Who's there? Not Bobby

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Why does everybody hates Justin Bieber? Just leave that girl alone!

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What did the farmer say to the other farmer? We are both farmers.

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Knock Knock Who's there Kevin Kevin who Kevin your friend dumbass

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Your mother's so fat she occupies more space than a thin person does and is more likely to bump into environmental objects.

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What did the cow say to the butcher? At least I'm not a Jew.

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Why didn't little Billy cross the road? He was dead.

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Hey, horse, we don't serve your kind here." The horse turns around and walks out. 10 minutes later, the horse returns. "Hey horse," says the bartender, "I said we don't serve your kind here!" The horse turns around and walks out. 10 minutes later, the horse returns. "Hey horse, are you deaf? I said we don't serve your kind here!" The horse turns around and walks out, knocking over a stool with his tail.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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