- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A pirate walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Hey, did you know you have a steering wheel down your pants?" The pirate replies, "Arrrgh, there's been a horrible nautical accident. Please call an ambulance immediately."

what do you get with a bulldog and a shi-tzhu 2 dogs.

why did the tortoise cross the road? it does not matter, it got hit by a vehicle and died on impact.

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Did u hear about the jew that bought something not on sale? Neither did i.

Why was Jimmy upset? Someone kept pouring liquid nitrogen on him.

Fight fire with with fire! That would be impossible, it'd just make the fire bigger. And probably kill you.

Why shouldn't you try to pick up a live scorpion with your teeth? Because it could easily sting your face, or mouth.

what do all black jokes start with (look left look right)

I heard an awesome joke last night. I cannot remember it.

Tommy was excited to get a tattoo of a falafel on his wiener. He got skin cancer.

How do you kill Lady Gaga? There is no point in trying, she is too heavily guarded.

Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? Nobody because a pineapple is not a proper home

2 guys walk into a bar the third one ducked then proceeded homeward where he murdered his whole family by ax

What's funnier than a dead baby? A joke.

Q. What happened to the girl who locked her keys in her car? A. I raped her.

What do blind people see when they close one eye? Nothing.

What do you call a baby that got hit by a train? Thomas

I dont usually get jokes, but when i do I get them.

Mickey Mouse peed on a house what color was it? It wasn't a color, or any pee for that matter. Mickey Mouse is a fictional character for children's amusement.

What´s Green and turns Red at your Finger Tips? Frog in a Blender.

how many poeple does it take to change a light bulb? you spelled people wrong.

Q:What do you call an insecure person A:Somebody who is likely to commit suicide

Why did whitney Houston become a drug addict? Because she made some very bad decisions in her life.

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