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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man walks into a bar and asks for a drink. The barman says no.

Two peanuts were walking down the street..........pepper.

Q: What's black, white, and red all over? A: A horribly maimed zebra.

What did one dead baby say to another dead baby? Nothing... they were dead.

A tortoise went for a run. It took him two hours to get around the corner.

What's worse than a baby on a pitchfork? Two babies on a pitchfork.

What do you call a straight A student that takes 6 Vicodin's, 5 Percocet's, and 7 Adderalls? I don't know, but he will most likely die of drug overdose.

If life throws you lemons, what do you do? Well unless life throws you water and sugar also, hen your lemonade is gonna taste horrible.

What do you call two black men riding on a tandem bicycle? Best friends.

"Knock knock!" "Who's there?" "Red." "Red who?" "Red any good books lately?" Suddenly, the séance lost credibility.

What's worse than the holocaust? The holocaust was one of the most terrible incidents in history there are very few things worse than.

There are two jews in an oven. One says "It sure is hot in here" and the other says "AHH A TALKING JEW"

How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? 1, but if the ladder is shaky, you might need another to hold it up.

What is green, red, and goes 70 mph? A frog in a blender

Two guys walk into a bar. They are knocked out and rushe to hospital because the bar was metal.

roses are red tulips are too, violets are violet, not freaking blue.

Q:What did the boy do when his girlfriend cheated on him? A:He broke up with her because cheating is wrong and he deserves better.

Why do people make fun of Laquesha? Because she's white.

What's the difference between a black person and cancer? If you don't know already, you should really question your countries education system and your parents upbringing.

A man walks into a bar. It's a fine establishment. He orders a couple of beers and takes a cab home like a responsible man would. He is then killed with a croquet mallet.

A man walks into a pole He breaks his nose And bleeds to death

How do you keep an elephant from charging? Ask nicely.

whats worse than four babies in a box? one baby in four boxes

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