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Mary had a little lamb Little lamb Mary had a little lamb That Mary wanted to blow Because Mary was into beastiality

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A teacher, a lawyer, and a doctor are all at the edge of the cliff. Then they jump off and die.

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Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? She technically could have, she was physically able, but cars were not invented yet, and even if they were it is unethical for any humane person to let a blind and def person drive.

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What does it mean when people say your mom? it means that there name is Hunter

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What's more irritating than a half eaten apple? Some prick taking up half the page with shitty copy and past routine.

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What's funnier than British people ? Their tea in the Harbor

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What did the cannibal do after he dumped his girlfriend........... Wiped his ass

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What did Jay Z say to his long lost friends? Allow me to reintroduce myself, my names Jay - Z

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Want to hear a joke? Obama

Knock Knock! Who's there? Your neighbor. Ok, Come in.

why was the pineapple bullied at school? cuz it was a pineapple duhhhhhhh

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was mentally retarded and didnt know any better.

What is worde then swallowing a slipper? Swallowing a granny to catch the slipper

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was getting chased by nazis.

Girl: What's up? Guy: If I told you, would you sit on it?

a man walks into a bad part of town he is shot 13 times and dies.

Mary had a little lamb Little lamb Mary had a little lamb That Mary wanted to blow Because Mary was into beastiality

A teacher, a lawyer, and a doctor are all at the edge of the cliff. Then they jump off and die.

Why did the clown fall off the unicycle? Because I shot him in the face.

What do you get if you put a baby in a blender? An Erection

Roses are red, violets are blue, I have to go to the bathroom.

WHo owns a white van? JOSH!!

What do you call it when Justin Beiber has sex with a woman? Sex

How many men does it take to change a lightbulb? One

whats cold, blue and hard? a frozen blueberry.

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? She technically could have, she was physically able, but cars were not invented yet, and even if they were it is unethical for any humane person to let a blind and def person drive.

Dwarf Shortage

What does it mean when people say your mom? it means that there name is Hunter

What's more irritating than a half eaten apple? Some prick taking up half the page with shitty copy and past routine.

What's funnier than British people ? Their tea in the Harbor

What did the cannibal do after he dumped his girlfriend........... Wiped his ass

What did Jay Z say to his long lost friends? Allow me to reintroduce myself, my names Jay - Z

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