- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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how did the man jump over the mountain? it was a small mountain and he had a trampoline

what did Cinderella say when she got to the ball? "Grggglgluglguggarglegerrrllggglge"

What's worse than getting a apple and finding a worm in it. Getting hit in the face with a meteorite.

Run, Run, As fast as you can, You can't catch me, I'm in a car.

What do you call a bunch of white people walking down a cliff? Avalanche

Roses are red, Violets are blue, My farts stink, And so do you.

If an ice cream van goes out of business, who drove the Jeep into the furniture store? To get to the other side.

i have a story to tell u!!! oh s*** i forgot!

Why don’t stores sell mouse-flavored cat food? It’s a matter of marketing; tuna, chicken and liver flavors sound much more palatable to the humans buying the pet food.

why was the man denied his teaching job? because he is a wanted cerial killer in 43 states.

what is the differrence between a boy and girl their oranges

Hey dude when is 4th of July? I don't know.

wanna hear a joke? me niether.

Why didn't my marriage work out? Because I married a tangerine.

What do you get when you cross a taco with a a bungee cord? An inedible taco.

What did the hose say to the sprinkler? I'm gonna squirt you.

An englishman, an irishman amd a scotsman were walking down the street. What a fine example of unionism

Obama Getting Re-Elected.

a white man a black man and an asian man had a few drinks at a bar. they all died from alcohol poisoning

If you're happy and you know it get a life

Why does everyone tell black jokes? Because everyone hates black people.

What did one door say to the other door? Nothing, cause doors don't talk.

A princess kisses a frog to aquire a prince.. then gets arrested for beastiality.

Tim likes girls

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