- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why didn't susie use the jump rope She had no arms, replied carl No, susie doesn't like using jump ropes replies the mother

What did the blind man say to his best friend? All i see is darkness and i want to end my life

How do you kill a fat guy Keep giving him food he'll die eventually.

What do you call a girl with no arms and legs? Whatever her name is.

WOKE UP THIS MORNING AND SAW PROSTITUTE OUT THE WINDOW AND SAID GRANDMA GRANDMA CAN I GO PLAY WITH THAT PROSTITUTE SHE SAID NO YOU CAN PLAY WITH ME BECAUSE I'M A PROSTITUTE TOO

A man and a woman are happily married. The die

What do you call an african american child that hasn't eaten in a week? hungry.

What do you do when your wife is about have a baby? Throw her off the balcony go into parking lot and reach into her mouth if you feel a leg stab her in the belly button untill her intestines are coming out and burn the body singing Elmo's world

Why did the guy hate the man that said,"I respect you?'' Because the man was Hitler.

Why did the blind man get hit by a bus? Because his seeing-eye dog was distracted by a squirrel and ran off, leaving the man in the middle of the cross-walk in heavy traffic.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, This poem doesnt rhyme And your entire family died trying to fly to your house for Christmas. They crashed into a orpanage for death children. There were no survivors.

Kid 1: Mama why is my name Daisy? Mama: Because when you were born a daisy petal fell on your head! Kid 2: Mama why is my name Rose? Mama: Becuase it was a nice name.

You are so ugly that when u were born, your mom was unable to breast-feed you because she would have to look at your face to do so.

Why did the chicken cross the road??? Suicide.

Why did the cow cross the road? Because he escaped the farm and didn't know what else to do.

To be, or not to be. That is not the question. The question is, what time is it?

what did the apple say to the orange ? nothing, apples are a fruit and do not have any organs which allow it to be able to talk.

What did the little boy with no arms and legs get for his birthday? A baseball, bat, and a glove.

why is kool-aid so sweet? Because it contains sugar

Are you Jamaican? Because your dreadlocked hair is an iconic symbol of one who would be from the country of Jamaica.

What did Dmitri say to all his friends? Nothing he has no friends

wanna hear a joke? i dont

What's brown and smells like shit? My boxers.

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