- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you keep an elephant from charging? Ask nicely.

What's the difference between a black person and cancer? If you don't know already, you should really question your countries education system and your parents upbringing.

Tom: Hey Fred. Do you wanna hear a joke? Fred: Sure Tom! (long pause) (10 Minutes Later) Fred: Tom, I thought you were gonna tell me a joke? Tom: I did, the joke is that there is no joke.

whats worse than four babies in a box? one baby in four boxes

What's sad about three black men in a Cadillac driving off a cliff? They were my friends.

A blonde was taking a Math exam, so she brought her Asian boyfriend with her. It turns out they were going to his father's retirement party afterwards.

Why did the Mexican mow the lawn? He needed money to feed his family and to pay for his daughter's college education.

Q: What did the air freshener say to the car??? A: Nothing. Air fresheners are inanimate objects

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He got hit in the head with a brick.

I don't trust stairs. They're always up to something.

What do you tell your friend who has been cheating on his wife? You're a terrible human being, and she deserves better!

Why did the boy wear glasses? Because he had bad eyesight.

Why dose my mom have a penis? She is a man

A German and an American walk into a bar. George W. Bush got hurt, but Albert Einstein didn't.

i hate non minorities!

What does a boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer.

Why did Anna fall off her bike? She had no arms. Knock, Knock. Who's there? Not Anna.

Q: why did the little boy fall off the swing? A: He had no arms Q: Why couldn't he get up? A: He died when he hit the ground

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead, ok!

What did Yoda say to Darth Vader? The only time the two had talked Darth Vader was still Anakin therefor, he said nothing.

What did the boy with no arms or legs get for Christmas? A pogo stick. Just kidding. Cancer.

Why was the teenage girl bleeding from her vagina? Because I had shot her in her vagina with my gun earlier that day.

Your mom's so fat, she's is bigger than the average person.

what happened when joey asked the teacher to go to the restroom? The Teacher said "yes you may go to the restroom," not even putting into consideration that joey was a ginger and discriminating him because of it.

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