- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Click "Hello you have reached a pre-recorded voice at the suicide hotline. We regret to inform you that our consultant has suffered a recent bout of depression due to the sheer volume of calls he has received." "His body was found this morning, hanging from a tree." [L]

Chuck Norris tried to return some jeans to Target and when they didn't give him his money he kickeed them in the face.

Why did the naked blonde crossed the road? Because she a man

why did little suzy fall off the swing? she was stabbed by a drugaddict

Hey ask me if i'm a train? Are you a train? No...

Why was the boy crying in public with no clothes on? Because he had no clothes on in public.

What's black and white and red all over? A dead Zebra

Why was 10 afraid of 9? Because 9-8-7-6-5-4-3-2-1...Kaboom!

Guess what? Random shit. Why? Because almost nobody looks at the newest jokes to realize that 99.999% of jokes that just say random shit never get above the 0 mark.

why did the white man walk into the bar? He was thirsty

Roses are Blue Violets are Red I have Alsheimers... Cheese on Toast

Knock knock. Who's there? To To Who? To Whom.

A young boy is crying in the park, when priest walks up to him -What's the matter son? -My parents died in a horrible car accident 2 weeks ago and now i'm held in an abusive household.

what's hotter than my cousin's girlfriend? I don't know. she's remarkably hot. like, one of the hottest people I personally know.

Knock knock. Who's there? A bad joke.

Why was the black man running? Because he was playing capture the flag.

What do you call a popular rap and hip-hop artist? Tunde

I put the STD in stud now all i need is U

What do you call cheese that's mine? My cheese

Cameron is a r e t a r d

Why was the interracial marriage unsuccessful? Because several social factors have challenged the couple as they live in a rural part of the South and interracial couples generally aren't as accepted in those areas as in progressive city centers.

Roses are blue Violets are red I'm colour blind Which is sometimes quite annoying

How did Debbie get a black eye? Because her dad asked her to take off her pants and she refused so he beat her

What's funny? Women's rights.

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*Click* "Hello you have reached a pre-recorded voice at the suicide hotline. We regret to inform you that our consultant has suffered a recent bout of depression due to the sheer volume of calls he has received." "His body was found this morning, hanging from a tree." [L]