do you know what was a good idea? not last night

whats up with that? i'm from jersy

Suicide isn't the answer, it's just the solution. -by Ross

Yo momma so fat, when she runs she makes the cd played skip, at the radio station!!!

Why did the kid poop his pants? He was a baby

What's big and purple? Barney

name one pop artist who's better than Michael Jackson that's really hard. there's so many

how do you kill a man? slowly saw off all their limbs and then jump up and down on the torso and let all the organs fly out

How do you drown a blonde? Intentionally attempting to drown anyone, regardless of their hair color, is murder which is illegal and morally wrong to do.

Whats black and white and red all over? Genital Warts...

why is caleb mears sucha perv? becasuee its calebbbb ahahahahahahah

What did the German say to the Rabbi? Hello. The German was also Jewish

WHATS BROWN AND SMELLS LIKE CRAP!?!?!?!?!?!?!? crap

What happened to the fish? It drowned

Why did The white man loose his black friend? Because he ran away.

What do you get when you cross a road with a car? Severe injuries or even death.

How many republicans does it take to raise the debt ceiling? Technically, none, as the president has the right to do this based on the 14th amendment.

Why did 5 members of the Al-Qaeda walk into the bank? To make 5 seperate cash withdrawals

charlie sheen becomes sober.

What did the duck say to the other duck? Something, But us humans don't speak there language to understand

Why did the black man eat KFC? Because he got hungry.

roses are red violets are blue most poems rhyme but this one doesnt

Q. What do you call a gay bar with no bar stools? A. A gay bar

How do you call a gay that is playing poker with friends You say "call" and place the right amount of fiches on the table, at that moment you are still in the race to win the pot.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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