What's wore then finding a worm in your apple? Being the only person to survive a plane crash over Alaska, then having to eat your family in order to stay alive waiting for help to come.

hi charles lattuca III

two men are standing on a roof. Man #1: do you want me to push you off a roof? Man #2: No.

what is green and has weels? grass i was kidding about the weels.

Two muffins are in the oven, one muffin says "Gosh it's hot in here!", the other muffin says "HOLY CRAP A TALKING MUFFIN!".

why was the cat black it was a black cat

roses are black violets are black I'm blind i need a dog.

How can you help Sally who is casually gets beaten by her farther every day? Just give £3 a month to the NSPCC

What do you call an African man with no legs? Murderer

Whats the difference between an apple and a chicken? Many, many things

Ask me if I'm a car. Are you a car¿ Yes¡

Whats fat and gay joe diragi

Q: What's so funny about medical records? A: You're not the one dying.

Whats the difference between a cow and another cow Help my dogs eating me

I wrote a funny joke.

What song did Buddy the elf sing for Santa on his birthday? Happy birthday

a woman walks into a bar, she was quickly kicked out and escorted back to the kitchen

An English couple walk int a Portuguese bar. They never see their daughter again.

What did the chicken do before it crossed the road? Looked both ways and then crossed with caution while looking out for oncoming vehicles.

Why did Jimmy's mom cry? She got stabbed in the arm and was suffering while bleeding to death.

Knock Knock Who's there? Its the pizza man. Get your yellow no good keister off my property before I pump your guts full of lead. 1,2...10

whats something naked and nailed to a cross? jesus, idiot.

Why did the man fall off his bike? Because he wasn't on a bike.

Black people in Camden NJ.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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