why are black people always so funny because they think of funny jokes

Wife: Where were you all night. Husband: Cheating on you with your sister

Nebraska the farmland its the only place for me!! I love the corn and the corn loves me!! I live for the corn and the corn lives for me!!

Knock, knock. Who's there? Doctor. Doctor who? *snicker* F*ck a duck.

Why did the 80 year old man lose his vision? Because he recently blew his head off.

pickles are green infection is yellow all the girls i know call me a good fellow

What's bad about the the 3 black Jews that just died...... They were my friends

How do you save the world in 2012? You aren't. 2012 isn't going to happen!

What starts with F and ends in UCK? Firetruck. What starts with P and ends in ORN? Popcorn. What starts with S and ends in HIT? Shit.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She has no arms.

What's worse than a pile of dead babies? An alive one at the bottom eating its way up.

Doctor: I got bad news and worse news Patient: Whats the bad news? Doctor: You have 24 hours to live Patient: Whats the worse news? Doctor: Your mom died this morning

Once there was Girl whose Teeth were Crooked. She got Braces.

Gullible is not in the dictionary Yes it is

Why did the plane crash? Because its pilot was a loaf of bread

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you know your just like my pinkie toe........eventually i am going to bang you on a table

What do stupid fat ugly women always say to me? “I think you have a problem with women.”

I AM YOUR SALVATION! And you are my poopstain

How do you get a girl with two jobs to drop on her knees? Through a penny on the knees

A black man texts his wife to tell her that he is going to be late coming home from work.....Just kidding, pay phones cannot send text messages.

What did the Asian say to the American? herro. rook at me. i have round eye i american!

Justin beiber..

A man walks into a bar and orders a beer. Then the man pays for the beer and drinks the beer.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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