- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Yup, I 100% agree with all the jokes that were made below this post. Chad's pretty gay.

Knock knock Who's there. Interrupting cow, sorry you can see where this is going, just let me in without asking any more questions please.

There once was a man called steve, His name was steve

prison isnt fun it also is bland kidnapping is a crime but get in the van

You walk by a boy and see he is playing with poop. You ask the boy what are you doing? He says I'm building a office. You ask him why he says "because I don't have shit to make a building"

Why do mexicans like tacos? Because tacos are a very well liked food and they happen to taste good

Q: Do you know what you can make when you have enough cents? A: Dollars

A guy walked up to me and said "I'm a teepee, I'm a wigwam, I'm a teepee, I'm a wigwam." I promptly informed the authorities. He was transported to a mental institution and I later learned that he swallowed his own tongue and died. Nobody attended his funeral.

What's the biggest lie you've ever told? "I have read and agree to the Terms of Service"

How much hard work does it take to become a man? To get to the other side!

There is a really funny joke which can only be seen by smart people, it goes as such:

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Relizing its a used tampon covered with blood.

How many blondes does it take to play a game of hide and seek? One ... ;)

Why did the black women sing to the left to the left? Answer: because black people have no rights

What's worse then a missed call from your dad? A missed call from your mom.

how many people does it take to change a light bulb....... none..................its stilll bright

What did micheal Jackson get for Christmas?a restraining order!

what's brown and sticky? A Stick

How does a yeti say hi? Raaawwwrrrr

hes climbing in your window, hes snatching your people up. Hes a fireman.

Two cows grazing by the road. One says hey what's all this about mad cows running around? I wonder what is it like? The other says I don't know I'm a helicopter.

I like my women like I like my coffee.......... I don't like coffee

What do old people break when they fight? A sweat

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