How many NRA members does it take to change a lightbulb? MORE GUNS!

What do you call a chicken who crosses a road? Nothing, its still a chicken

Q. how to kill the germ on a food. A. wash it with bleach.

Why did the man hang himself? Because his pistol misfired.

knock knock!? . . No.

What do you get when you mix a black person with an octopus? i dont know. but it sure picks cotton well.

What's worse then the holocaust? Stepping on a lego.

teacher: say ur alphabet kid: abcdefghijklmnoqrstuvwuxyz kid:wheres the pee teacher:half way down my leg

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How did the little boy fall over? He was tripped up by his alcoholic father.

How do you kill a clown? You smash his face into a brick.

Two muffins are in an oven. Ten minutes later we're enjoying delicious muffins together.

Me: Knock Knock Mom: Who's there? Me: Jason Mom: Jason who Jason: HOW COULD YOU FORGET ME I CAN'T BELRIVE YOUR ALZHEIMER'S HAS GOTTEN THAT BAD! WHY DOES THIS HAPPEN TO ME BWAAA! *Jason sadly died short after from a bus hitting him*

what do call a large massacre of 1000000 people? a tragedy

Why is Lewis hayphore gay Answer = because he sucked hos brother off #Cameron Hayphore

What did the resently released criminal get for his birthday? a nice sweater

What do Miley and Bill Ray Cyrus have in common? Half their DNA

One night a man layed on his bed and looked into the skies, then he realizes: WHERE THE HELL IS MY CEILING!?!?!

what is the meaning of life? i dont know, but im fairly sure its not 42

What is th edifference between jerry sandusky and mike citro sandusky rapes children... ...and joe diragi is gay

Knock knock. Who's there? To To Who? To Whom.

what did the woman say when the guy told her he liked her christmas tree? thank you.

what did the women with no arms and legs say to her daughter? go to your room.

What's green and blue, and red all over? Nothing. It if were red all over it wouldn't be green and blue.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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