why did the chicken eat his brother? he was a canivore

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Sam slept and never woke up again.. Because he followed his dream.

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Why did the mexican wash his car? The car was dirty

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What's black and hangs from trees in my backyard? Blackberries! -by Ross

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Why did the boy fall off the swing? Because a fridge hit him.

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How does God choose who goes to heaven? I'm just kidding, there's no God.

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What do you call a black guy selling drugs? A pharmacist -Tag

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In particle-joke physics, the antijoke is the extension of the concept of the antiparticle to the joke, where the antijoke is composed of antiparticles in the same way that the normal joke is composed of particles. Furthermore, mixing jokes and antijokes can lead to the annihilation of both, in the same way that mixing antiparticles and particles does.The result of antijoke meeting jokes is an explosion.[1]

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If you have three ice-cream cones, and you give away two, how many do you have left? Why would you give away your ice-cream? Eating it is the better option.

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if it walks like a duck and looks like a duck your probably looking at a goose

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Why did the black woman have an affair? Because she had an unsatisfying sex life, her old husband was boring, and she was curious about being with other men.

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a man walks into a bar... he was shot to death because he was a slave during the 1910s

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Why did the chicken cross the road!? He was supposed to be dead! You are by far the most incompetent chicken assassin we've ever had. You're fired.

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Q: What is the first thing you do if you wake up and meet the entire justice league(!!!) Which tells you that you are the "chosen one" and that only you can save the world once your true powers awaken? A: Increase your schizo medication.

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Heard about the dyslexic fellow who sold his soul to Santa? That worked out OK, but Christmas was hell.

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Why can't the blonde dial 911? Because she's been bound and gagged by kidnappers who are holding her for ransom.

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Whats the leading cause of death Life.

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What does Obama, the President of the United States of America see when he closes his eyes? His eyelids

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Knock Knock Who's there? Your a slut

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theres no 'I' in 'team' but theres an 'I' in 'hitler'

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What's worse then 2 dead monkeys? 3 dead monkeys!

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What do you call an art history major with a job? A gainfully employed member of society, who assuredly benefited from his access to higher education (and quite possibly from acquaintances or family members within the company that employs him, though it is often considered impolite to mention this latter fact, as it may be construed to denigrate the aforementioned individual or his chosen field of study).

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Sex education in Texas,

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What starts with ''F" ends in "uck" and usually means excitement? A Firetruck

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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