So a clown walks up to you and asks, "What'll always STICK with you? The violent disposition of humanity."

How to smash an apple Iphone <<<<<< Use A Hammer >>>>>>> PS : if u want to break a hammer use an iphone

Why are many frogs green? Because yes they are.

The average man ejaculates at 40mph, which is why its safer to hit a child at 30mph

What's the difference between a volleyball and a tree? They're both volleyballs except for the tree.

What has eyes but can't see? Helen Keller. What has ears but can't hear? A field of corn.

What did the black kid get for christmas? Probably nothing as the social economy of the black race has been low in 2011 and hasn't raised by a penny in 2012.

What's the difference between a black guy and a white guy mushroom soup in my testicles belly Buton cheese.com ( tickle my. Nipple frog)

A man walks into a bar and is promptly sent out because he is under the age of 21.

why do chairs recline Because they were built that way!!!!

whats fun,atracks children and says wrape van on it my van i lied about it being fun

How do you creep out a clown? Pet him softly and call him kitty kat while making a guttural sound that is not socially acceptable in mainstream American society.

A clueless chicken walks into a bar. Now being cooked on the BBQ.

Why did the black man die? He was shot

what does STFU stand for? the southern tenant farmers union.

Why was the plumber sad? Because his whole family died in a plane crash.

Q: what is the most confusing day in the ghetto? A: fathers Day

We started this thing together, I do not get it, he is like you said, just a little nerd...

I am Asian, I've seen the color blue, but God made a mistake, Asians are taller than you.

What does the kitty say to his owner? you've CAT to KITTEN right MEOW

Oh, no! There is a ginger jew within 2 meters of me!

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hello i hav a growing interes in math and arithmetic especially when it involves pi if u are still reading this you either didnt realize that this was a joke or just didnt care but most likely it means that the first line interested or bored u and u wanted to find out wut the rest was u like????

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? having your limbs scliced off with a chainsaw and being put in a cage to get mauled by a Mutant Man-eating horse.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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