- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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two peanuts were walking down the street. but one was unsalted...

Is that a banana in your pants or do you just have an abnormally large penis?

shirt and blue, i call this one snow white, to score and seven years a jo, six samurai kageki, coral, 50 piece, specific frame, whats with that one, amy, hoption, smell my butt, smell my balls, smell my fart, smell my poop, urgay

What did the kid with no arms and legs get for Christmas? A: Cancer

What did the homeless man's sign say? It didn't say anything. You had to read it.

To mama's so fat that her escape velocity in her surface exceeds 3*10^8 m/s

"I want a boyfriend for these cold winter nights" ... Shut up you slut go buy a blanket.

What's worse than the holocaust? Finding half a worm in your apple.

What did the mexican do after he finished his taco? He was eaten by a dinosaur.

A man walks into a sofa. BANG

what happened to the slut last time she opened her legs. a bee flew in and stung her. turned out she was deathly allergic. she died a painful death.

Why did the elderly lady cross the road? Because an atomic bomb was exploding behind her

why do ducks have webbed feet? to stomp out fires. why do elephants have flat feet? to stomp out the burining ducks.

Q: What's better than winning a gold medal at the Special Olympics? A: Not struggling with a debilitating mental or physical handicap.

Why did the man have no head? It was blown off in Iraq 2 and days ago

what do u call a joke with no punchline? A joke with no punchline

Q. What do you call an average middle-aged white man who walks into a bar and asks for a drink? A. Not a very funny joke

What do you call a lord of the rings poster with nothing on it? A piece of paper

Guy 1: "hey look that homeless guy is riding a bike!" Guy 2 " Ya i know and look, there's a dead pro biker other there"

Roses are red Violets are blue I have Alzheimers Wait what was I saying

How did the Mexican get into the United States? He showed his passport, and the correct documents & information, and was admitted into the country as a new American citizen.

A black man has a woman up against a wall, and she is screaming. they are passionate lovers and he is pleasing her greatly.

What did the cat say to the dog? Communism

What's green and doesn't fly? A broken green helicopter.

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