What do you get when you run from Long Island to New Mexico? Tired.

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A hairy monster walks into a bar. It was halloween.

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a chicken and a rooster walk into a bar. and then walk out because a bar is no place for a chicken and a rooster.

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A horse walks into a bar, and is then put down because of the injuries it sustained from the impact.

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What do the holocaust and new born babies have in common? Nothing. Except some babies are born in Germany.

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What did the Chinese guy say to the black guy? Nothing, the black guy dosen't speak chinese.

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yo momma is so fat that she contributes to americas obesity problem

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Why didn't Susan go to school on show-and-tell day? Because she's dead.

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How many Jews can you fit in a car? Two in the front, three in the back, and 278 in the ash tray/\.

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Did you see Helen Keller at the movie theater? I didn't either, she's dead.

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Why did the African boy die? He was denied any antibiotics to heal his severe case of mono and AIDS, and was living on dirty water and dirt.

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what do round tank toilets do? blow up CC

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I put the STD in stud now all i need is U

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Despite their parents wishes, two teenagers under the age of 18 tried multiplying. Their answer was 27.

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Why do bees fly? Because evolution made them

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You killed my brother and call me the antichrist? Its lovable: Jesus said on the cross, I shall return. Then he returned three days later to say goodbye to his people. Moral: What the **** are you Åsshats waiting for? The third coming? He died for their sins, not for yours... WELCOME TO HELL!

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What do you call a black guy selling drugs? A pharmacist -Tag

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Have you ever seen the episode of the powerpuff girls where they save the day?

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An SQL query walks into a bar, sees two tables and asks if it can join them.

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A white man/women works behing the counter at a 7/11

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient ability. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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What is the worst party ever? Nazi.

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What did the black fire-fighter do when the house caught fire? The heroic man ran inside and got every animal and person inside to the out side and then proceeded to extinguish the flames with his fire-extinguisher out, thus saving most of the families valuables. He was then awarded a raise in his salary for his heroic valor. Although any fire-fighter could have done this because of the hard work and dedication that is put into training. So really describing the race that this heroic man is was totally pointless.

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Why did the man give money to the Jew? Why would a man give money to a Jew?

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