What do you call a muslim flying an airplane? A pilot.

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What did the white man say to the black man? Nice Pants

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How do you get a baby in a bowl? You put it in.

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What's better than being raped by a donkey? Pie.

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Yeah, haha, I tend to put myself under a state of trance at the same time I put others down there, which makes it difficult to stop it sometimes, I do it for ethical reasons, I mean if I would ever hypnotize someone into feeling really bad, it would affect me as well. You might want to get some water on your face, you know, so your upper lips don't envy the lower ones.

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What is white and hard to catch? A refrigerator

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So you keep your knowledge sharp do you? When it comes to hypnosis and such?

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Roses are red, Your blood is too, Don't believe me? I WILL CUT YOU

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Why did the donkey cross the road? To get to your house. Knock Knock. Who's there? Heehaw!

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Why did the dog cross the road? Because he saw another dog

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Do not be unreasonable now, as for the twenty five million dollars, it is the least I can do, but if we cannot agree upon acting with some reason and dignity, as refraining from insults, then no conflict will ever be solved... ...I will send you my contact information shortly, expect the money within the week, three or four days tops. Would you be interested in learning more about our order? We make good use of people such as you. With all due respect, I would not exactly lend my sister to anybody that brags about engaging into intercourse with his own sister.

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You know whats annoying? Steve

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Superman and Batman get in a fight, who wins? No one the world has just lost a superhero.

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A man walks into a chiropractor. The chiropractor asked whats wrong with you? The man replies My boner has scoliosis.

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Correct grammar and proper use of capitals on the internet. Oh yeah, and a horse walked into a bar. It didn't think much of it.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Ben, you just called me. Aren't we supposed to go jogging. Oh yea, I lost track of time. Is it cold out? Yea it is. You should bring a jacket. Alright, can you get me a water? Yea, no problem. Thankyou.

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Q: How many elephants can fit inside a Volkswagen Beetle? A: Four.

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how many mexicas does it take to.... on wait there done

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Why was the math text book so worried....… Because he had to many problems

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hi jonny

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Say, "I have a really nice knock knock joke, but you have to start." To someone. They say knock knock You say who's there! and walk away.

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haha women's rights.....what a joke.

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I'm a Banker. A woman asked if I could check her balance... So I pushed her off a cliff.

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yo momma so old that when she whent to school there was no history class

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