- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the black man get a zero on his SAT? He was up so late helping orphans with disabilities that he fell asleep during the test.

Why did women scream loudly!? As the women was unexpectadly frightend!

Why was Billy lat to school? He was being raped.

Knock Knock. Who's there? (knocker runs for life).

roses are red violets are microwaves i have amnesia what ma name iiizzz 'SHAWTAY

Why did the deaf man attend the music concert? He was invited by friends and wasn't doing anyhting else that evening.

A hipster walks into a bar you've never heard of...

The horse walks into the bar and the bartender says, "why the long face?" the horse looks at him and says, "my wife just died."

One kid says I've had threw bottles of water and I haven't had to go to the bathroom. His friend says may have a urinary tract infection.

Why did the american block the road? Because he just ate at Mc donalds.

why shouldnt you throw a rock at a black guy on a bike? Just because its not very nice.

A blonde is walking down the road, and she sees a sign saying STOP. She carries on walking. As a pedestrian, the sign does not apply to her.

Whats the opposite of red? Fish!

Why did the chicken cross the road? It's hard to tell, but i could really use a cigarette.

Whats worse than a worm in your apple? -slavery

Why don't sharks attack lawyers? Professional Courtesy

What did the heroin addict get for Christmas? Aids from a used needle.

So a guy with no legs and no arms is on his death bed. He asks to sky dive one time before he dies.

What do the Africans have for breakfast? Nothing.

So you're floating down a river on a two story canoe. How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? Four because snakes don't have legs.

She Explored My Body, Licked, Sucked, Swallowed! When Satisfied, She Left! . . . . Damn Mosquito!!!

Whats more funny than 1 bomb on 8 babies? 8 bombs on 1 baby.

What did the mushroom say to the carrot? Is this even important given the current state of world affairs?

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