- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I swear to god it wasnt me Dont swear to go its a sin !

"CHOCOLATE!!!!!!!!" -Spongebob

What do you get when you cross black man and a Hispanic woman A child that is a combination of both ethnic groups

You know how I know you're gay? Because you came out to your close family and friends, who were all very respectful and accepting.

Q.Why did Bruno Mars marry the blond? A.Because it was a beautiful night and he was looking for something DUMB to do.

Roses are gray, Violets are gray, I am a dog.

have you seen Helen Keller's bird house? neither has she

What's worse than fingering your sister and finding your father's wedding ring ? 3 bee stings.

What does a ghost get when he watches porn? A boner

What happens when a fat guy falls ? Ohio has another earthquake.

sit in the dark for about 4 or 5 hours covered in Vaseline with a huge dildo inside of your arse

Why did the boy fail math? He got bad grades.

why did the alien eat the cow? peer pressure

Patient: Doctor, it hurts when I run, I might have arthritis. Doctor: Let me check.... 5 minutes later... Doctor: It turs out you have 3 bullets in your legs. Patient: Ohhh, I get it now.

Why did Princess Diana cross the road? She wasn't wearing a seat belt.

What was a hard time for people? the great depression

What do you call a black man on the moon? A miracle

How much does a polar bear weigh? Enough to take three harpoons to the chest and still manage to feast on a family of baby seals...... Hi my name is Joey

What's green and eats rocks? A green rock-eater.

How do you stop a baby from crying? Douse it in gas and throw it in a fire

A muslim walks into a gun shop

What's the difference between a black man and a park bench? A park bench can support a family.

A young boy trips and severly cuts his knee while running down his neighborhood street. He is promptly brought to the hospital to avoid receiving any serious infection.

Did you hear about the homosexual that walked out of a hospital? He just found out he was HIV positive. (ic3)

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