- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the little boy fall out the window? A child molester pushed him.

Two men walk into a bar. The third man ducks.

Why wad six afraid of seven? Because seven was a sexual offender.

Whats worse the losing your 3 kids, your lovely beautiful wife, and your trusty dog, all your belongings and in a house fire while you're at work? Nothing

What did one penguin-necrophiliac say to another penguin-necrophiliac? Nothing. Penguins cant talk.

ill take a bullet for you... on call of duty... nahhh that ruins my kd

What did the man on the moon say? Nothing. He died because his supply of oxygen ran out.

Sally heard a scream in a dark room and went to go see who it was. Knock Knock! Who's there? Not Sally...

DONT think about ELEPHANTS. Your thinking about elephants now.

haha Otarts was here

A man walks into a bar........ gets eaten by a lion.

Last night I had a lovely chicken burger I had no mayo left so had to make do with coleslaw but enjoyed it anyway.

What's the difference between a park bench and a black man? Nothing. They're both capable of supporting a family of three.

"Knock Knock" "Just ring the bloody bell for once!"

A homosexual and a heterosexual bump into each other on the street. But its okay, because although they both lead very different lifestyles, they are open minded enough to respect each others choices and both apologize and keep walking.

Why did the christmas tree smell like shit? because pavaroti used it as a dildo

Why are AntiJokes so funny? Because your brain analyses them and makes you laugh.

Why was Samuel L. Jackson so tired of those motherfing snakes on that motherfing plane? Because if snakes are loose on a plane, they might bite you.

What did John look at when Meghan Fox took off her shirt? her undershirt

What do you say to the child with bruises on his arms? Stop hitting yourself.

Why did Hitler shoot himself He saw his his gas bill

What happens if a guy is gay? You call him Verl.

What does the kid with no arms and no legs get for christmas? A: arms and legs

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