what is like a duck and quacks ? A duck.

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Why did the Mexican cross the road? He was on his way to America Why did the black man cross the road? He was just running to his car you racist.....after he had robbed the bank

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your mama's so ugly, she suffers from chronic deppression.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Sally!

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How many moose does it take to screw in a light bulb? None, it is biologically and theoretically impossible for a moose to climb a ladder and screw in a light bulb.

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what's worse than failing a test? having your house burnt down

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Why is Joel always with Jamie? Because her incorrectly positioned eyes prevent her from seeing the true Joel.

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Why is my phone bill so low this month? Because you have no friends.

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anti jokes are really funny

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Why did the dinosaur rent a DVD in Redbox about a sex? Because he didn't own a Blu-Ray player.

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What is the difference between a group of magicians and a cheerleading squad? One has a cunning array of stunts.

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Roses are red Violets are purple, and anyone who tells you otherwise is wrong.

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Wha'ts the difference between Justin Beiber and a piece of hot muff garbage? Fart triscuits.

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My wife is so fat that I find her unattractive.

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An Englishman, a Welshman, an Irishman and a Scotsman are all stranded on a desert island. After several days spent utilizing the survival skills they had been taught in the Royal Navy, they were eventually evacuated by fellow sailors searching for them. As the only survivors, their stories were vital in preventing such shipwrecks in future.

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Why does sammy have a cut on her arm? becuase her mom went to go stab her dad and missed

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why does andy speak when not spoken too because he wants a smack

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Why did Billy start a fire? Because he was cold.

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Whats the difference between a penis and a vagina? Pancakes,

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Q: What did the Mexican say to the other Mexican? A: To get to the other side.

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Jake: Why did Sarah fall off the swing? Steve: She had no Arms. Jake: Knock Knock Steve: Who is there? Jake: Not Sarah

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How do you stop a baby from crawling circles? You nail it's other hand to the floor too

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Ask me if I'm a carrot Are you a carrot? No

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What's worse than a shotgoun to the balls? Nothing.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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