why did the blonde put on a coat? because she was cold.

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So, a Vulcan walks into a bar... and he doesn't say anything, because Vulcan's suppress their emotions.

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what dyu call a bunch of white guys on a bench? the NBA

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Why did the chicken cross the road Because early that morning she had found out that her husband had left her for another chicken. She became depressed and soon was suicidal so she started looking for an option out of her pain. So she tried to cross the road... She never made it.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Its children were just slaughtered.

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Asian son: "I'm using a calculator for my math" Asian mother: "Why not you calculatnow!"

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Bill gates walked into a store and farted. It stunk up the entire place and the employees were mad. But it was their fault for not having windows.

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Knock Knock, Who's there? Banana. Banana who? The Holocaust.

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The Yak, a long-coated bovine found in the Himalayas, is named for its distinct call, which sounds similar to "yak-yak-yakyak".

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Have you heard the joke about the cat? No Are you kitten me

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He was being chased by other cannibal chickens.

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Yo momma's so fat that when she asked the doctor, he said she could have such bad cardiovascular problems if yo mamma keep the typical sedentary habits, wich consist in a diet with a lots of fat and sugar, the lack of physical exercise and genetical characterists which make a person get fatter more easily.

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Two muffins are in the oven. They don't say anything because muffins can't talk. The end.

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Why was the giant centipede full? Because it just ate half a dozen purebred golden retriever puppies by hiding all day in the poopy newspapers and emerging at night to eat the defenseless baby dogs in their sleep. BUM BUM BUM KSSSH!

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Knock knock. The door was not answered because, rather than rapping upon the door with his knuckles twice consecutively, Joseph simply said the onomatopoeia verbs vocally. He intended to wish his neighbor and dear friend of twenty years the best of luck with his current situation, as his neighbor had been recently divorced from a marriage of forty-eight years. Joseph then walked home, because intruding upon his friend's privacy would have befuddled him even further.

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-Doctor! Scientists in California have enough proofs to demonstrate that the Christian religion is false. -Oh my God!

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Who ate my sandwich? The office appliance that fell from the sky.

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Why did the girl cross the road? To get run over by a bus.

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united we sit, cause we're fat

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What happend to the dude who couldnt fart He blew up

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What do you call a man with no arms and legs laying at your doorstep? Matt.

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No

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Q: What did the little jewish boy get for his birthday in 1940? A: The holocaust.

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roses are red violets are blue holy sh*t slendermans behind you

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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