why did the chicken cross the road? because he was very hungrey and saw some seed on the other side.

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Why is the black guy jobless? He's 3 years old.

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You know what really chaps my ass? Thongs.

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If you dumb fooks keep swearing we are going to get banned.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have Alzheimers Cheese on toes

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A black man, a Rabbi, a circus clown, a soldier and the Pope all walk into a bar. The bartender says "What is this, a joke?"

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1/= |_| (4|\| /234|) 7|-|15 (411 */0|_|/2531/= 4 1337 |-|4><0/2!!!1!

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Why did the girl fall from the tree? Gravity.

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Why was the asain studing? Because he had a 59 in math and needed a C to tay on the footbal team.

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A man walks into a bar. He then takes a step back and notices that his head hurts.

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why did the man break his arm? he didn't, someone else broke it for him

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What's black and white and red all over? The newspaper classified section after a man has abandoned long, futile job hunt. He has crossed out all the potential jobs with red ink. He was laid off due to the downturn in the economy and will now have to get food stamps, which is very embarrassing for a man who has worked to support his family his entire life.

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whats worse than a chicken crossing the road 10 dead babies in a bucket

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Knock Knock, Who's there? Jim Jim who? Oops, wrong house.

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deez nuts

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Sometimes I finger myself to some Madonna and Mary J. Blige shit. - Jesse

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Why did the chicken cross the road. grass was greener on the other side!

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How do chinese name their kids? They drop silverware

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Yo momma so ugly, except she's not. She's looking beautiful today.

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Guest what in the butt

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Did you hear about the Asian boy that entered the piano competition? He died yesterday.

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A man walked into a room and said to his friend, "I am about to show you something amazing." He claps twice and the lights turn on. He is using a device called The Clapper made by Joseph Enterprises, Inc. using advanced technology that was patented in 1985.

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Q:why is steven balmont gonna beat up mr fatty goral A:because hes a fat czech Shout out to my mandem lewis hall&moses

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what did the man say when he was reading a book? nothing, if u assume the situation when hes reading to himself.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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