- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man goes into a bar. He leaves drunk and beats his wife to death and burns the house and kids.

What do you get when you combine a baby and a chainsaw? 30 years to to life in prison.

Mary had a little lamb. Then Died.

If a brick said "hi" what you reply with? Nothing. You can't reply to something that doesn't speak.

Mary had a little lamb And a side of fries.

Stalin and Hitler went to Kmart to buy mini-toothpaste. Because they schleifen schlafanned on their way to the country club.

WHAT DOES A NUMBER DO WHEN IT'S HORNE? MATHDERBATION

A man is sitting on his couch. The lights go out and his TV begins to float away. He breaks down into tears believing he has been cursed for a crime he commited earlier.

How is a monkey like a bicycle? They can both climb trees. Except for the bicycle.

What is the difference between a ginger and a pile of bricks? nothing. nothing at all.

Its a bird!! Its a plane!! No, its a bird.

Why did the little girl drop her balloon? Because she was getting raped in the face.

ACT 2 CHAPTER 4 GEARS OF WAR 3 TICKER EASTER EGG.... MICHAEL VICKS HOUSE

Adam eats ginger nuts the fookin chicken

Why did the 60 y/o man take erectile dysfunction pills? His doctor prescribed them.

What is 6 1/2 inches when erected? My penis.

Why couldn't the 13 year old get into the pirate movie? He has cancer and is dying in the hospitable.

How many blonds douse it take to change a light bulb I dont know it hasn't happened yet

What's green, has six legs and lives in the jungle? A Snooker Table.

Ed Milliband knows what's best for the UK.

What do Ethiopians do on Fridays? Starve.

The President walks into a local pub. Everyone shits their fricken pants because the President is here.

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