- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than a shotgoun to the balls? Nothing.

"You're not very subtle, are you?" asked Nyacinth of the Prince. "Coo-fif," replied the Prince, a sly smile on his face.

I make it rain on them hoes, By which I mean I masterbate from my third story patio

What does a squirrel get when it rains? It gets wet.

Once upon a time, your dog got hit by a car this morning

What happend to the chicken that crossed the road? He got hit by a truck.

Whats Black and White and Red all over? A penguin in a blender.

What look likes a rocket, uses Mc Donalds wifi and takes off from Fairlawns Avenue Kevins House not instigating it was all Taggart

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What's worse than a guy staring at you? Two guys staring at you.

What do Vladimir Putin and a snake have in common? A central nervous system, to name but one of the many biological similarities.

What is the difference between a dog and pile of dead babies? One of them is alive.

Hook a finger from each hand in your mouth, now pull so your lips are tight and try to say "I was born on a pirate ship" I'm sorry, I can hardly understand you.

5 Jewish men walk into a bar and are expected to be treated nicely

Why did the Jew cross the road? After looking both ways many times, repeatedly, to make sure there was absolutely no element of possible danger, he concluded that his best option was the cross the road.

what happened to the kid who opened the goldfish? he got eaten by a cixelsyd dinosaur

why did the little boy drop his ice cream cone? because he was hit by the planes that hit twin towers

What's the difference between a black man and a bicycle? ( I don't know. ) You're so racist.

There were two chippendales in a bar - what were their nicknames? Chip and Dale

You know what's a real drag? A club foot

if a fat guy in a red suit comes into your house on christmas. its not santa your about to get raped from chewy(:

Why don't meth addicts like food? Because they have not teeth to chew it with.

Q: What did a rock say to a Another Rock? A: Don't take things for Granite!

A blonde, redhead, and a brunette are chatting outside a casino. The brunette directs a joke towards the blonde. "What's the difference between cotton candy and pork chops?" The blonde has heard the joke prior to this encounter and correctly completes it with sign language because she is deaf.

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