Who is Dank? A: Billal

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Nero, I am happy to hear from you again, but it kinda sounds like you are going to get yourself killed or something. Is there something else I can do? If that asshole is suffering, kill him after he is done doing it, I am done with that piece of shit. Honestly, what is going on Nero? You are not going to suicide or something are you? Please respond, right away, or I wont call your wife.

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You just sunk my battleship! 5,000 people just perished at the bottom the ocean in a war for pointless political reasons.

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what's the difference between a duck?

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Knock Knock. Who's there? A cannibal. What? You are about to die and be eaten. Asshole! i will murder you first!

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Q: what r u eating under there? A: underwear ewww thats nasty

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Whats a black and white and red all over? i dont know...who spends their time researching this kind of stuff

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Why was everyone afraid of Nick Morton? Because he had AIDS

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How many Jehovah's Witnesses does it take to screw in a light bulb? 2. One to firmly hold the ladder and the other to cautiously screw it in. They are volunteering at the local orphanage and it is wrong to make fun of there religion. We are all different in our own special way.

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What did Robin do in between crime fighting? He had a paper route.

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MILLERS FUNNY LIKE A JEW

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How many mice does it take to screw in a light bulb? None. Mice don't have the strength required to do that.

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Knock knock Who's there? Amy winehouse Amy winehouse who? Amy winehouse died by falling down a flight of stairs.

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What's grey and doesn't climb trees? A car park.

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Why are Germans good at soccer The Holocaust.

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4 men walk into a bar. They have fun. ~Yasmin~

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What's worse than stepping in tar? Getting your face ripped off by a man sized Tarantula

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so a boy walks into a bar he was underage and escorted out.

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Jack and Jill went up the hill to get some exercise. They were getting terribly overweight.

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What is black, white, and red all over? Rape.

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How many lesbians dose it take to finish a pizza? One or unless she invites some freinds over.

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What's the difference between a bag full of dead babies and a ferrari? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage

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Why did the boy fail his final? His severe depression and progressive detachment from reality caused him to hang himself the night before

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Why did the sperm cross the road? It didn't, as sperm cells have tails not legs, and are therefore incapable of crossing roads.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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