- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did modern scientists say to Einstein? Neurtinos travel faster than the speed of light! :)

what's the worst lie in the universe? I swear to god that was my last piece of gum

I make it rain on them hoes, By which I mean I masterbate from my third story patio

If life gives you lemons, You have a problem and you might need medicine.

What's up? Your time.

What is the worst part about eating a vegetable? Eating the wheelchair too.

Knock knock Fuck off!

Q: What did the 6 year old cancer patient say he wanted to be when he was older? A: Doesn't matter he died

What is worse than ending and apple joke in the holocaust? Getting raped by a goat

What do you call something green and fuzzy? Grass, I lied about the fuziness.

A blonde, brunette, and redhead live in the same neighborhood. They are Desperate Housewives

How many nazis does it take to kill 1.2billion Jews? No one cares anymore it was 60 years ago \(._.\) (/._.)/

What did Soviet children dream about? Communism.

What's green and has wheels? Grass I lied about the wheels

How did the black guy survive the bus crash? At the time of the bus crash, it was a segregated community, therefore no black people were allowed on buses.

A man is at the doctor's office and the doctor says to the man: "I'm sorry sir, you have AIDS and Alzheimer's disease." The man says: "Well, at least I don't have AIDS!"

Why did the chicken go cluck cluck oh baby yeah balloon your mama oops did kangaroo say? I had sex with your wife and stole your car keys.

Q: How do you know what will happen when the world willl end? A: by experience

Q: What did the giraffe say to the sunflower? A: I like your shoelaces!

Why did the mailman say hi to you? He was trying to be friendly

What's the difference between dead babies and the holocaust? A lot.

What do u call 2 black people in the front of a car 3 in the back and 2 on top of the car going off a clif? A waste u can fit 2 more in the trunk

Why did Poppy lose at sports day? Because she had a heart attack and died.

Most adults can swim. Current government studies are investigating similar skills in babies. With unnecessarily large pools.

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