A man walks into a bar and the bartender suddenly runs out the door frantically yelling, "He's got a gun! He's got a gun!" Meanwhile, inside the bar, the patrons overpowered the gunman, tied him up and took his weapon and all the cash he had. They later used his money to buy more drinks at another bar.

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How many electricians does it take to change a lightbulb? No seriously, I don't know because we've only just got electricity in our village.

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Ask me if I'm a truck! Are you a truck?! No.

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If these walls could talk - the public would pay large sums of money to see this marvel of science. On a more serious note, they might also tell the cops about the many dead hookers stowed within them.

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Why is six afraid of seven? Because seven three twelve. Am i doing it right?

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chuck norris's daughter lost her virgenatie but he got it back

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Do the roar!

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whats brown and sticky? Doody

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what did the apple say to the orange, nothing fruits can't talk

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Ask me Whats 2+2. ? Ok what's 2 plus 2 4 you dumb ass

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What do black people and tornadoes have in common? - It only takes one to destroy a neighborhood.

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What was the women doing out of the kitchen? Watching the movie 'Birth of a Nation' at her father's house

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The other day I was talking to this guy... Nice guy

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Did you hear about that anthony weiner guy. He is very depressed, and your mother has cancer.

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Whats the difference between Justin Bieber and Elton John? They're both gay.

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What word is always spelled wrongly? None of them. Every word has been spelled right at some point.

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When life gives you Live Aid, celebrate the fact that you've just gone back in time 27 years and somehow cheated death temporarily.

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you that read wrong no you typed it wring my mind just rearranged the words to make grammatical sense

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How do you save the world in 2012? You aren't. 2012 isn't going to happen!

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Why did Susie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Susie.

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Your mom is so stupid that she was unable to make it into the college of her choice.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Josh. Lettuce who? I didn't say "lettuce"... I said Josh.

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Roses are red, Violets are purple.

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What did the amputee get for Christmas? Shot.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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