- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: Knock knock Q: Who's there? A: Not Suzie

Why can't you fit 100 oranges in a bathtub? Because motorcycles don't have doors

How do you make an onion cry? Onions are incapable of crying

The Yak, a long-coated bovine found in the Himalayas, is named for its distinct call, which sounds similar to "yak-yak-yakyak".

How do you know if an elephants been in your fridge? It's completely destroyed.

Whats SxB-Tin+Shack+b= SB FUCKING B

knock knock? who's there.......... MEEEE :D hehe

Knock knock. Who's there? To To Who? To Whom.

Thank you very much for being so kind to me throughout the years. I have never known a better man. Rest in peace.

What do call a spoon that doesn't work? Broken.

How many Anne Franks does it take to screw in a light bulb? None, cause she's dead.

Spongebob. "Hey Patrick, I thought of something funnier than 24." Patrick "Let me hear it." Spongebob "25"

How does Batman's mom call him home for supper? Nothing. Batman's mom is dead.

Why can't Kim and Arnold get childern ? because they are 2 stones.

What did the amputee get for Christmas? Shot.

My wife is so fat that I find her unattractive.

Why did the boy cross the road? He was visiting his dying grandmother at the hospital.

What's the difference between a Lamborghini and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage.

A man walks into a bar and then, after a relatively short period of time, walks out of the bar.

How many cops does it take to change a light bulb? None. They just beat it for being black.

Hello. my name is Rhys. and i'm the only person who liked this post.

Guns don't kill people, books kill trees.

Detroit has a low crime rate

Roses are red, Violets are purple.

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