what happened to the slut last time she opened her legs. a bee flew in and stung her. turned out she was deathly allergic. she died a painful death.

Knock, Knock. Who's There? Its Greg. I forgot my keys, can you let me back in?

What do a worm and a human have in common? They both have arms and legs apart from the worm

What's worse than finding a knife in your car? Finding a car in your knife.

What did Hellen Keller say to her baby cousin? Nothing

A man walks into a bar........ gets eaten by a lion.

What building has the most stories? The Burj Khalifa.

Roses are read Vliolets are bloo I cant spell How about you

whats the difference between a black man and a cat? you dont run from a cat

whats the hardest answer ever? The one without a question.

What's worse than seeing Helen Keller behind the wheel of a car? Being run over by Helen Keller.

What did the homeless man's sign say? It didn't say anything. You had to read it.

How do we stop world hunger? We must first ask ourselves: why don't people eat?

what did the frog say to the plane HE NO CRY SO I CRY FOR HIM

Roses are red, The grass is greener, Every time i'm with you, I touch my wiener.

If you don't see banners here, it doesn't mean they are not there...

Jack: Hey, you know what sucks? Jill: Vacuums Jack: Hey, you know what sucks in a metaphorical sense? Jill: Black holes Jack: Hey, you know what just isn't cool? Jill: Lava?

Why couldn't the gay man grow a beard? He shaved his face frequently.

why did the chicken cross the road? because chickens just walk places. they have no agenda.

Why didn't Santa deliver presents until the night after Christmas? You should go ask someone who knows.

A muslim man takes a flight to New York. He lands safely at JFK airport.

Have you seen Hellen Kellers mon?... Neither has she

-Knock Knock -Who's there? -Jehovah's Witness. Have you heard the word of God?

There is a bunch of penguins and they fall of a cliff

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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