Why are Black Guys Black? Migration and adaptation to the harsh heat of the southern Sahara Desert. DUH.

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roses are red violets are blue i take pleasure in the simple things in life as i have nothing else left to live for

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How do you kill a blonde? Tell her she can breath underwater.

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-what does burglars afraid of? -cancer.

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The song Barbra Streisand has more than 2 words.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Why? To get to your house. Knock knock. Who's there? The chicken.

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What happened when the boy fell off of the bridge? He died

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A black guy goes to the bar. The Barman say: What would you like to drink?

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why cant fat people walk because they are fat

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because it would be hazardous to other motorists well-being.

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What did Helen Keller name her dog? Well i would imagine one of various names for a domesticated animal and she would choose the name based on her likes towards nature or an element of nature, being the educated individual she i would think she may name it base on a person of importance, such as an author or maybe a writer that inspires her.

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Lambos are red Tuxedos are Blue The cat is out of the bag Shit, we're all gonna die in helll

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Whats black and hangs from my tree? A slave

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What's blue, white and red all over? Not a duck.

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How do you make an elephant float? Who cares?

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Why was the man upset? Both sides of his pillow were warm.

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How many infants does it take to paint a house? Forty-Seven.

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Why did the black man fall down? A guy pushed him.

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KNOCK KNOCK whos there Malcom i dont know any Malcom go away!

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why did the cookie go to the doctor? he had to get a physical to be eligible for his school's football tryouts. his mom drove him there but was very careful not to get his hopes up too high since his chances of actually making the team were slim to none based on the fact that he had no arms or legs but only succulent chocolate chips in every bite.

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Q: a black man and a mexican are in a car. Whos driving? A: The mexican. They're going to the bookstore to get some books.

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How do you know if you have athlete's foot? You ask your doctor, and he will tell you.

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What´s Green and turns Red at your Finger Tips? Frog in a Blender.

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Q:What do you call an insecure person A:Somebody who is likely to commit suicide

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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