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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the Mexican eat a octopus because he was hungry would die if he didn't

What is easier than making pie? Making cake!

What do you call a green dog? A green dog.

my friend said this website was funny, you know what i said?.... its really not!

What does china and an 80 year old body builder have in common? They're both asian. I forgot to mention that the body builder is japanese.

yo mama so ugly she made a happy meal frown.

What's purple, smells like an eggplant, and looks like an eggplant? An eggplant.

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm going to murder you Did you look behind you?

Did u know that every 60 seconds in Africa a minute passes by?

Q: how do you test the sharpness of a knife A: stab someone MR

A plane carrying an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman is destined to crash unless some weight is lost. First they drop the spare engine, but there is still too much weight. Then they drop the luggage, but still there is too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

Mail Man: Knocks on door Guy & Girl: WHAT?! laughing Mail Man: Mail! Guy & Girl: Hold on she is almost done with the whip cream.

How do you kill a deer? You don't, you just let it be because that's what a decent human being would do.

Why was the man afraid of the fish? He had ichthyophobia.

Why did the shark attack the rock? Because it thought it was a human.

Jesus: I will return. Hitler: Well I am back... Nazi as in Nazireth Bush: As I said I was elected by Gawd. Me: What? What about me? Seriously why did I put myself here? Id have three bullets with them in a room, and id still shoot you six times.

teacher:humpty dumpty sat on a wall.... me: wait, why was he up there ms.park? teacher: well hes never been the same since vietnam, his wife divorced him and now hes a raging alcoholic.

What do you call a deer with no eye? No eye deer ( get it, it's like the red, necked southern speaking states )

Why did the chicken cross the road. Because the grocery store only sold pork

Why couldn't the boy hide his penis? Circumcision.

Q. Whats red and smells like blue paint? A. Wheres my tractor?

why is your grandfather climbing up a pole? hes not

mohammed ali walks into a bar, gets a drink, signs a few autographs , and a good time is enjoyed by all.

How many drugs does it take for Eminem to sing in a live concert? Enough.

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