A horse, a duck, a pig, and an arab walk into a bar. The horse ducks, the duck's hoarse, the pig's in a blanket, and the arab has a can, being surprised at how far a can can preach hate in Chicago. The bartender reminds the arab that he's with a swine, and the arab is offended for the poor horse.

Fight fire with with fire! That would be impossible, it'd just make the fire bigger. And probably kill you.

I dig, you dig, we dig, they dig, he digs, she digs, everybody digs. Guys, it's not a very profound poem, but it's deep.

Why couldn't Billy write his own name... ...because he was wearing purple lemonade???

Two pen state administrators walk into a butt

Whats worst then getting a paper cut. Being stabbed by a screw driver.

What's funny about a black person, a Jew, and a mexican's graves being side by side? Nothing.

Justin beiber's penis

Okay, after this one then...

Roses are red Violets are blue I have Alzhiemers Wait, who are you

your mother is so heavily obese, she became one of the 60 million individuals in America who are obese today.

You have 37 candy bars and you give your friend 12. What is the square route of the sun? Yes

Hey Babies, The holocaust called, they want their screams back

So three Irish guys walk out of a bar

A Bull walks into a bar. it killed three people by the fact it was a Bull

I went out back to bury my hoe.. with a hoe..

WHAT? FRIENDS? DID YOU NOT READ MY QUICKFUCK PROFILE? Likes: Orgies. Favorite color: Pussy. Description:Looking for women with vaginas (maybe an asshole is fine too) Please, I am a womanizer, of course we are friends, heck I am even romantic, you know romantic as in... Uh... Well, maybe not my rose bud... (because that did really not appear at the solve media right now)

A man walks into a bar. After recovering, he sues the bar for it's irregular glass doors.

YOU'VE WON A FREE IPAD!!!!! PRESS CTRL+W TO CLAIM YOUR PRIZE!

Knock Knock Who's there? The Police The Police who? YOU'RE UNDER ARREST! GET DOWN ON THE FLOOR! NOW!

What isyellow and can't swim? a bulldozer

Why was the black kid in the AP Calculus classroom? Because he was a very driven student, who studied hard so that he could attend a good University and build a good life for himself and his family.

What do Jews and gays have in common? They both would have been killed during the Holocaust.

Whats worse then sneezing on someone? sneeze on someone and find out

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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