- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between a cow? Trick question—cows eat carrots!

Why does Magic Johnson have to use extra-large condoms? Because he's got a giant dick and HIV.

Did you hear about the guy that had his entire left side cut off? He's all right now. Dead but all right.

A comedian walks onto the stage. Antehumor.

What is rainbow-colored, makes no sounds, and smells like a banana? A rainbow-colored banana

if chuck norris had 5 dollars and you had 10 dollars you would have 5 dollars more than Chuck Norris

Roses are blue Violets are red I'm bad at poetry Potato

What do Barney and a butchers knife have in common? One of them is purple

Knock Knock Jehovah's witnesses!

When you wish upon a star... You are only seeing the light of that star, which has taken billions of years to travel here. The star that you are looking at has most likely dead, Just like your dreams.

Whats worse than a worm in your apple? Two worms in your apple...

Have you seen the movie "Gay Men Say No"? Oh yes, that is very insightful documentary on the modern day struggles of homosexuality.

If youve ever seen the wizard of oz movie and family guy, then u get what i mean. Hes a PHONY! a BIG FAT PHONY!

2 bald men are standing on an oval, one turns to the other and says "leukemia."

Why were 5 tall white guys sitting on a bench? They were in the NBA

Two guys walk into a bar, have a good time, and exit the bar, relatively sober. They are driven home by a friend who agreed to be the designated drive for safety purposes and enjoy the rest of the evening with their wives, to whom they are happily married. Then the joke ends abruptly.

A musician without any music walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "Who do you think you are, a hobbit?" The musician without any music says,"yeah" and turns into a hobbit

Bible Fact0idz: "Something Drink my blood and consume my flesh and live forever something" Jesus- dead age 30something alcoholism liver problems and diabeetus at time of death, crucified and not been seen since, return pending? Classified Alcoholic. Moral: "YOU CANT HANDLE THE TRUTH!"

What is worse than being killed in a car crash? Having your girlfriend in the car with you.

What did the father give to his son with terminal cancer for his 5th birthday? Nothing the kids going to die anyway

What did the boy say when be landed in the bottom of the well, nothing he was dead.

Knock, Knock... Whose there? panther panther who? panth-er no panths im goin' swimmin'

A horse goes to the mall and when he is in the checkout line there is a man at the cash register the man at the cash register says "Why the long face?" and the horse replies "hey buddy, watch it!!!!!!!"

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