How do Yankees fans cheer for their favorite sports team? Let's go Yankees!

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What is Godzilla's favorite sport? Nothing, Godzilla is a fictional character.

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What do you get when you cross a penis with a dinosaur? A dicklodocus.

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Young Billy was arrested today for saying he was going to be a terrorist for Halloween.

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What did Jesus say when he was nailed to the cross? AHHHH WHY ARE YOU DOING THIS!?!?!? MY HAND!!! MY HAND!!! AHHHHHHH!!!!! JUST KILL ME!!! PLEASE WHY ARE YOU DOING THIS?!?! MY OTHER HAND AHHHH!!! HAHAAAAAAAAAaaaa..... AHHHHHHH WHY?!?! MY LEG!!!! MY FOOT NO!!!!! PLEASE!!!!! Ah AH AHHHHH!

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Yo mama so fat that you should maintain strong eye contact with her and not look at her body.

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How do you kill Helen Keller? With a gun.

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why cant women draw perfect circles? no one can becouse it is virtually impossible

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2 wales are at the bar one looks at the other and dose a wale call for 5 long minutes and the other one reply's "dude your drunk we got to go"

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Q: Have you ever seen Ray Charles wife? A: Nethier has he.

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Why couldn't the Egyptian pharaoh solve the Rubik's Cube? He didn't know how.

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Why did Batman brush his teeth? So he wouldn't get bat breath

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roses are red violets are blue i bribed a hobo to eat my poopoo

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What happened to the boy with cancer? He died

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What's worse than seeing your grandfather dead on the floor? Seeing your grandmother standing over him with a knife

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Relax and enjoy sugartits, you see, I left a last chance for you to shut down the function yourself, when you really want to end it sugartits, you can just read and focus on what I am calling you, sugartits, it really insulted you at first sugartits, but do you see it? Have a nice night sugartits, I mean I sleep like half a hour luckily because of hypnosis and the time control and you know stuff that sounds like its from Sonic or you sugartits. But I gotta go dear sugartits, you want to hypnosis to end, you make it happen by focusing on what I am calling you here.

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Why did Johnny fall of the Swing?? Because i hit him with a shovel

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Hey i just met you, and this is crazy, i have amnesia, i'm Skepta

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There are 3 types of people, those that can count and those who can not.

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So, a man walks into a bar. Suddenly, the universe around him cracks, unable to sustain the weight of infinite potential punchlines. He tumbles through an empty void amongst shards of his broken reality.

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What do u call a joke with no punchline? A joke with a kickline

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A blonde and a brunette are walking down a street. What a great way to parade and recognise the various colours that lie upon ones head.

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Two black males walk into the bar due to circumstances, one of them has to leave early to tend to his ill wife, and the other enjoys his night drinking and making small talk with new friends PS: the one above was wrong sorry :(

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Why did the Jews go into the shower? Because they had just finish a basketball game and they needed to freshen up.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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