What is small, yellowy-white and emits a kind of cheesy smell? A lump of cheese

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A white man is running away from a black man. Because they are Playing tag. A gaming involving to touch the other person

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What happened to the pig? It got turned into bacon like every other pig.

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Two blonds walk into a bar, the brunette ducked

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What is an offensive way to refer to black people from the time of the Flint Stones? Niggers

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What happened to Johnny when he tripped over his shoelace? He was shot by the man who was following him.

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What's worse than the holicost? The ninja turtles

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There is a wizard standing on a street corner. A boy walks up to the wizard and says, "Can you turn invisible?" The wizard replies, "Oh, I'm not a wizard. I'm a hobo with a long beard and a bathrobe." The hobo then proceeded to begging the boy for money.

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A man walks into the office for an appointment. The doctor performs the usual examinations, before asking the man to turn his head and cough. As is standard, he feels the man's testicles to check for irregularities. The man jokes, "Say doc, couldn't you at least ask me to dinner first?" The doctor replies, "You have testicular cancer." He died a month later.

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Matrix if it had been with (as planned at some stage) with Will Smith. Normal Neo: Yes trinity lets find the others. Smith Neo: Yo pretty lady, lets go find them ho`s and chicken and stuff, then we can like go surfin and driving nuts and all that crackin stuff and then we etc etc. Normal Neo:... Smith Neo: You tellin ME this is your world Smith? Im Anderson yo and the one, Im gonna bitchmack you all and then just whoop you all with my master blaster no kidding buddy I have yellow belt Kung fu yo! Neo: We have to do something. Smith Neo; Yo unless we make a real rap video first we cant do the proper stuff you, why is this place all so green, get some colaaas! Seriously first we get carlton and then he dances his crazy dance while I go boyAAAAAAAAAAAAAAZ with my rap ok?

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A doctor walks out of the delivery room and relieves A nervous father, telling him that his new baby girl has just been born with great health. The father sighs in relief as happiness overwhelms him. With such great news, the doctor chuckles and continues on with the rest of what he had to relay to the father. Your wife died during the delivery.

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Chuck Norris has appeared in several action films.

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How many Jews can you fit in a car? 10. 3 in back, 2 up front and the rest in the ash tray.

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Excuse me, do you have any gnats? Yes, plenty. Thank you

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For every person with a broken heart, there is another person out there with a stapler <3 And that person really needs to staple their math papers together so they can turn them in.

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A doctor walks out of the delivery room, he then relieves a nervous father, telling him that his new baby girl has just been born with great health. The father sighs in relief as happiness overwhelms him. With such great news, the doctor chuckles and continues on with more information. Your wife died during the delivery.

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Person 1: I'm really sleepy. Person 2: Then go to sleep.

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The t rex said to the textbook ............. Im not going to read you

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Why did the man die? Supercalifragilisticexpialidosious

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what did the aboriginal kid get for christmas? your bike.

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

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Wanna hear a joke? No? Oh

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Why did the bartender refuse to let the black man in ? Because the bar was about to close.

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What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Nothing.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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