- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A bartender walks up to a church and a synagogue

What did the mute person tell the deaf person? Nothing. Even if sound could emit from his vocals the impaired of hearing person would still be unable to respond unless they have taken classes to read lips. The deaf person didn't take classes nor did the mute person learn sign language.

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Q: What's grey and can't climb trees A: A car park

How do you get a Hooker Wet? Dump her in a River.

What happens when you give a Parrot a pack of cigarettes? Animal Rights Activists get upset and condemn your actions.

Q: What did the fish say when it swam into a concrete wall? A: Fish don't have vocal cords that allow them to speak in a way discernable by humans, and if they did, it would just sound garbled and bubbly due to their being underwater.

How do you get a drugged man, a giant sombrero, and a guitar into a Chuck-E-Cheese? You take multiple trips.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was simply wandering around and happened to walk from one side of the road to the other.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? A duplicate joke on anti-joke.com in an attempt to get thumbs up. Sad, sad people...

Your mom is so fat that she sat on a rock.

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, This joke is stupid, Chuck Testa.

Whats worse than biting into an apple and finding half a worm? Biting into another apple and finding the other half

What's white and is your slave? Your computer.

What is white and weighs twice as much as Shamoo? My ass.

Why do firemen wear red suspenders? To keep their pants up.

Mexicans don't use lightbulbs because they can't afford them.

Why do Jews fast for Yom Kippur? It's part of their tradition.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He was dead......

Yo' mamma's so poor she's homeless and dying of starvation.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

What's red and round? A red and round solid.

A man tells a blonde "you are what you eat" and she replies "well, i don't think I've eaten any sexy beasts today.'

Who is the greatest cook ever? Adolof Hitler

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