- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you calk a dirty mexican? a hard working gardener

Q: What do you call a black person flying a plane? A: A pilot.

What do you call a guy who likes men? Gay

What smells like pizza and likes to roll? Pizza rolls.

Q: Why did the son of the dad who went fishing with him die? A: Well, he was either eaten by a shark or drowned while being the bait before that.

Q: which is easier to unload a truck of dead babies or a truck of alove babies? A: dead babies cause u can use a pitchfork

A baby boy and a baby girl are much alike they both taste good

An Irish man sips at a large beer. Oh yeah and your mother's a whore.

What is big, grey, has 8 wheels, can fly, swim and walk. I dunno. Thats why I'm asking

Why did the mailman die? Because everybody dies.

Ask me if im a truck are you a truck no

what do you call cheese thats not yours? A: stolen cheese.

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whats red and brown and goes about 30mph? a squirrel in a blender.

why did the chicken cross the road it didn't it got hit y a car

What did the Jewish boy get for Christmas? Nothing, Jews celebrate Hanukkah.

I was lying in bed looking at the stars in the sky What did i think to myself? Were the heck is the ceiling???

What happened when the princess kissed a frog. Warts, all over her lips

Why did the student fall asleep during class? He was very tried from staying up too late.

if u read this u r bent A. Now your bent

How do you put 100 kids on a girls face ? skeet

What did the Firefighter say to his crew when they put out the fire.... - Let's go home.

How do you kill Justin Beiber? By stabbing him 38 times in the chest.

Why couldn't the old man see the Moon? Because he was blind and it was daytime.

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