- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you make an elephant float? Who cares?

What happened when the boy fell off of the bridge? He died

Why was the man upset? Both sides of his pillow were warm.

What´s Green and turns Red at your Finger Tips? Frog in a Blender.

What do you call cheese that isn't yours? A wonderful dairy product that i can not have due to the fact that i do not own it.

Q:What do you call an insecure person A:Somebody who is likely to commit suicide

how many poeple does it take to change a light bulb? you spelled people wrong.

Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? Nobody because a pineapple is not a proper home

How many mice does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Two, but I don't know how they got in there.

How do you make a miner sad? You cut his d*ck off then feed it to his family.

How do you kill Lady Gaga? There is no point in trying, she is too heavily guarded.

What do you call a baby that got hit by a train? Thomas

What's red and checkered and tells you to turn your music down? Michael

A pirate walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Hey, did you know you have a steering wheel down your pants?" The pirate replies, "Arrrgh, there's been a horrible nautical accident. Please call an ambulance immediately."

what do all black jokes start with (look left look right)

Why shouldn't you try to pick up a live scorpion with your teeth? Because it could easily sting your face, or mouth.

What's funnier than a dead baby? A joke.

Q. What happened to the girl who locked her keys in her car? A. I raped her.

Did u hear about the jew that bought something not on sale? Neither did i.

Why was Jimmy upset? Someone kept pouring liquid nitrogen on him.

Fight fire with with fire! That would be impossible, it'd just make the fire bigger. And probably kill you.

Yo momma's so poor, she needs to work 2 jobs to support her family.

Finding TWO worms in your apple.

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