A vulture gets on a transatlantic flight with a dead animal in each claw. The flight attendant stops him, and says "I'm sorry, sir, only one piece of carrion per passenger allowed"

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Friends, they're like food. If you eat them, they die.

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Why did the blonde ask her doctor if she could get a new butt? She is insecure about its appearance and believes reconstructive anus surgery is the only solution.

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Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Suzie!

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What's the difference between Newt Gingrich's cat and a hand grenade? Gingrich's cat is a domesticated quadriped mammal, a hand grenade is a small bomb that can be thrown by hand

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what do you call Tim Tebow on a bike with a clown hat on? Tim, Mr. Tebow whatever you want

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A black man walks into a bar. The bartender say, "Sorry, we don't serve your kind here." The man continues to order a drink when he realises the comment was directed at the elephant standind behind him.

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How did Chris die? Bush-fire

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How does a chubby baby eat his chili In a very chubby way with his hands smearing it all over is face

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A hooded black man walks into a pharmacy, he caught a cold due to the gelid weather and bought some medicine for himself.

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You can lead a fool to wisdom, but you can't make him think.

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Why did the chicken cross the road. Because the grocery store only sold pork

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Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was blind.

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why is lady gaga so famous? because she has a penis.

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Whats Funnier than a clown? Woman's Basketball.

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What's Hitler's favorite drink? Jews (meaning juice)

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yo mama so dumb... because she was not properly educated

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how do you make a plummer cry? you spell PLUMBER wrong

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What do you do if you run over a black man? Call an ambulance... he's probably about to die.

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why did the couple sell their house? their children were all raped and then murdered in it and they cant stand the memories

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No, but I am not just an author, the important thing is, that this kid has been stopped as we speak, as I said he was selling information to several clients on the deep web, and patterns do reveal that he was selling you out piece by piece while prepared to make a run for it once he delivered the vital details. Say, did you promote this guy a bit too fast or something? Either he knows as much as you do, or otherwise he has been learning the ins and outs of your little place pretty fast.

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a sausage maker buys a box of cereal

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roses are red vilots are blue in soviot russa poem read you.

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why did the mexican steal the money? because he was financially struggling and needed the money to support his family

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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