what did the white rapper say to the black rapper? i like your work. to which the which the black rapper replied, thanks.

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*Walk Into The Bakery* "Excuse me, sir. How much does the challah cost (holocaust)?

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Why did the little boy viciously slash the orange object with a carving knife? Because it was Halloween.

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What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? One is a human being belonging to a particular religious minority and the other is a delicious Italian food favoured by English speaking western cultures. The problem with this anti-joke is that the facts are not correct, pizza was originally invented and China; however,it looked quite different then what might be considered pizza by our standards, when pizza was brought to Italy it was improved to make what we now consider pizza in modern times. While some people may consider pizza an Italian food, this would be failing to give credit to the Chinese who invented it.

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Three Arabian men are on a plane, they stand up, and shout BOMB, BOMB, BOMB! All three have Tourettes.

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A man walks into a bar, and then a second man walks into a bar. The third man ducked.

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What do you call a person who hammers a nail into his forehead? A dumbass.

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What does the ice cream man say to the kids? Hey kids want some ice cream?

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Whats funnier than Dane Cook. The Holocaust.

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wow, that guy is such a buzz-kill. worse than Buzz Killington!

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Why did the Harry Potter fan cry in school? She ran out of tampons.

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i'm not random but cheese does get a bit purple if you leave it in your laptop then the battery dies and the sun expands and kills every dodo alive even though they're extinct but that not the point

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Person1: Have you heard about the girraffe who doesn't eat Georgia peaches? Person2: yes. Person1: Oh, never mind then.

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What do you call a dog without a bone? Floppy.

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Communism hehe xd

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Why did George Bush climb the Statue of Liberty? I'm not sure, as this incident is not covered in any of the myriad books written about his administration.

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What succeeds most of the time? The population of a field with grass.

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nobody move! I've dropped my brain.

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Q: what happens if a black guy says hi person? A: he says hi person

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How did the the the police know Princess Diana had dandruff? They found her head & shoulders in the glove compartment.

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Why did the black homeowner declare bankruptcy on his house? He was paying significantly more in mortgage than the actual market value of the home, since he purchased his property before the housing bubble. He carried out a cost/benefit analysis and derived the conclusion that he was effectively destroying his own wealth by continuing to pay his mortgage bills.

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If you're American when you go into the bathroom , and you're American when you come out of the bathroom, what are you when you're in the bathroom. Ha, joke is on you because Americans don't pee.

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Yo mama so fat when she dresses in red she looks like clifford the big red dog!

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