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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's big or small, can come in different colors, and would kill you if it was forced inside you? A refrigerator.

How did the guy survive the plane crash? He didnt, He died like everybody else.

Q: what happens if a black guy says hi person? A: he says hi person

wow, that guy is such a buzz-kill. worse than Buzz Killington!

How did the the the police know Princess Diana had dandruff? They found her head & shoulders in the glove compartment.

Why can't you hear a pterodactyl going to the bathroom? Because dinosaurs died out 65.5 million years ago.

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i'm not random but cheese does get a bit purple if you leave it in your laptop then the battery dies and the sun expands and kills every dodo alive even though they're extinct but that not the point

Why did George Bush climb the Statue of Liberty? I'm not sure, as this incident is not covered in any of the myriad books written about his administration.

A duck walks into a bar and says to the bartender "Put it on my bill."

Why did the Harry Potter fan cry in school? She ran out of tampons.

Whats funnier than Dane Cook. The Holocaust.

I like my women how I like my ice-cream Out cold.

What do you call a man in a wall? Stuck.

Why can't you borrow money from a leprechaun? Because leprechauns don't exist.

Q: What would have been the easiest way to stop the second world war without killing anyone? A: Paid Hitler for his art.

Why did Mary fall of the swing? Because she had no arms. Who pushed johnny of the cliff? Certainly not Mary

There was a a round house with no corners.How many corners were there? 100 ,I never said that that it had to be that house.

Roses are red Bob is dead My name is Dave Your a microwave

You thought i'd be telling you a joke. Turns out im not.. !! haha

What's better than finding a $5.00 bill on the floor? Finding the person who actually owns it.

Q. How do you kill 5000 flies? A. Slap a afraican in the face.

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