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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call it when you almost win? You lose.

Why did sally drop her drink? Because she was hit by a bus. Knock Knock. "whos there?" Not sally.

Why was a white man surrounded by black men crying? He was in a support group for black men with vitiligo, which destroys skin pigments.

what do you call cheese thats not yours? A: stolen cheese.

Yo mammas so fat she wears big clothes!

Person 1: I need an adult.... Person 2: I am an adult. Person 1: I need another adult... Person 2: My friend's an adult too. Person 1: I need a third adult Person 2: GOD UR NEEDY!

Yesterday I saw a black kid outrun a white kid know why? Because the white kid was a cripple

What did robin say to batman before they got I the car........ Get in the car.

whats worse than a friend asking you if their ugly, telling them to look in the mirror.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't because crossing through traffic is very dangerous

whats worse than 9/11? not much haaaa

What did the twin towers order from the pizzeria? Two large Plane

What's the same about a duck-billed platypus and a duck? They both have a duck bill on their face... Duh!

A life-sized cardboard cut out of Justin Bieber was in a contest with a cut out of Liam Neeson. It was stiff competition.

yo mama soooooooooooo fat that she should be concerned of the incressed risk of dibties

Why did the boy drop his icecream cone? Because of the shock of seeing his dead family.

I've been reading these for the past hour and you guys are just out right terrible! -Sarah

some dude: weed is bad Other dude: then why do they prescribe it to people are you dumb or are you stupid

A man walked in to a store and asked for four candles. The storeman brought some fork handles and placed them on the counter. The customer said "No... 'Four Candles' a rather amusing sketch performed by The Two Ronnies, a comedy double act in the 1970s."

What does Mitt Romney approve of flip flops? They feel good on his feet.

What's Hitler's favorite beverage? Soda! Not Juice (jews) you asshat!

your mamma so dumb she makes frankienstien look smart

Why did the chicken cr-VAGINA!!!!!!!!!!! sorry, tourettes.

What's the hardest part of a vegetable to eat? The wheelchair.

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