roses are red vilots are blue in soviot russa poem read you.

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What's Hitler's favorite drink? Jews (meaning juice)

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how do you make a plummer cry? you spell PLUMBER wrong

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yo mama so dumb... because she was not properly educated

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who is really lanky? james cornish

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Three drunk llamas wearing sombreros are walking down the street. They walk in silence, lost in their own thoughts.

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why did the boy call the girl a bitch? Because she was beautiful.

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So this man is walking down the street. Just walking. Nothing wrong. Suddenly a giant whirlpool appears in the street. The man is sucked in and the whirlpool disappears. Everything's fine right? Right? Yeah, he wanted to die. So every things okay? NOPE. He left the oven on.

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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A lysdexic man trys to rite a joek... the people who tried reading it got confused and offered help in rewriting it.

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http://www.pollsb.com/photos/o/355988-gay_marriage.jpg

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what would Jesus do? Get crucified and die.

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What falls down, but never gets back up? A dead person.

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Yo momma so fat that they've diagnosed her with type 2 diabetes and she has an extremely elevated risk of heart disease. You should really encourage her to try and eat better and get more exercise.

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A raccoon walks into a bar. He then proceded to bite 3 people before animal control got him. A black man, hispanic man and an asian man. Later they all walked to the hospital and were treated for rabies, they were all fine as rabies is normally not fatal when caught early. Moral- this story is racist cause the white man was completely unharmed, DONT DISCRIMINATE!

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What is wrong with black stereotypes? Nothing! Basketball is pretty fun if you try it!

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* Are you deaf? * Yes, as I love paradoxes.

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Why did the black man offer the girl flowers? It was his niece's birthday.

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What kind of pizza did the world trade center order? Two cheese pizzas.

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why did the T-Rex eat the other dinosaur? Because it is a carnivorous animal.

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Ask me if I'm a truck! Are you a truck?! No.

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A man walks into a bar and the bartender suddenly runs out the door frantically yelling, "He's got a gun! He's got a gun!" Meanwhile, inside the bar, the patrons overpowered the gunman, tied him up and took his weapon and all the cash he had. They later used his money to buy more drinks at another bar.

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Why did the bus drop his icecream? He was hit by a boy

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yo mama so fat she died from a heart attack

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