- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the homosexual farmer say when he answered the phone? Hello

Hello. my name is Rhys. and i'm the only person who liked this post.

What's the difference between a Lamborghini and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage.

How many Anne Franks does it take to screw in a light bulb? None, cause she's dead.

Why can't Kim and Arnold get childern ? because they are 2 stones.

Spongebob. "Hey Patrick, I thought of something funnier than 24." Patrick "Let me hear it." Spongebob "25"

A man walks into a bar and then, after a relatively short period of time, walks out of the bar.

How many cops does it take to change a light bulb? None. They just beat it for being black.

What do call a spoon that doesn't work? Broken.

How does Batman's mom call him home for supper? Nothing. Batman's mom is dead.

Why did the boy cross the road? He was visiting his dying grandmother at the hospital.

My wife is so fat that I find her unattractive.

Detroit has a low crime rate

Guns don't kill people, books kill trees.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. Sugar is sweet. You're adopted.

A man with a badly injured arm is sitting in a hospital. He says, "Doctor, when my arm heals, will I be able to play the violin?" The doctor says, "With proper medical attention and rest, yes, you will be able to." The man says, "That's great! Before I was hurt, I really enjoyed playing the violin."

What's the difference between an elephant and a grape? They're both fruit. Except the elephant.

What is the difference between a snail and whale? A loaf of bread

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? The holocaust. Whats worse than the holocaust? Getting your balls chopped off by a maniac on LSD.

What do you do when you see an ostrich playing tennis? I don't know as I have little experience in the areas of ostriches or tennis. Frankly, I'm not quite sure why you're even asking me

Doctor Doctor I keep thinking I`ve got a car behind me. Don`t worry about that you have aids.

What do you say to a confused blond? You help her with her conundrum.

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