- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? A cannibal. What? You are about to die and be eaten. Asshole! i will murder you first!

How do you fit 500 babies into a phone booth? With a blender. How do you get them out? Nachos (make a dipping and snacking motion).

I would tell you a joke about a pencil but there would be no point.

Ok class, we are doing arts and crafts today, but remember, have fun and be creative... Thats what she said

What's better than eating an orange? Anal sex with Kim Kardashian.

just a man and his thoughts....and a smart phone app, and a loving family, thats not the point.

Why did the black guy cross the road? He didn't because he forgot to precede crossing the busy street with caution; therefore he was critically injured and then placed in a hospital.

What's worse than being a midget Being a midget with no legs

why did it take the black man 1.5 hours to get out of a movie theater? he wanted to patiently wait for the movie to end.

How did the Nazis torture someone? They inserted a glass tube in the penis and flicked the end so that it shattered.

ure mama's so fat

What did the mute guy say to the deaf guy? Hi. He said it in sign language.

The blonde, brunette and,the red headed girls were at a store. When the blonde says......... im tired let's leave.

How do you help a one-armed man down from a tree? Wave.

Whats grey and kills people, Terminal cancer,I lied about the grey color

What is black and white and red all over? A nun that just fell down the stairs.

Q: Did you hear about the fire at the circus? A: It was in tents!

What did the Asian dad say to his son when he got an A- in math? Good job son.

You know how they say cats have nine lives? They don't.

What do you call a small chinese person? They prefer the term little person to the term midget.

A man walks into himself. He is revealed.

why did sally fall off a swing she had no arms knock knock who's there not sally

So there was once this cool little dude that had a purple nose. People would walk by on the streets and say, "Hey! That's a cool nose!" Purple nose man appreciated that they didn't pretend it wasn't there, and instead celebrated the diversity. The next day, he was scalped.

Why Is Helen Keller such a bad driver? Because she is a woman

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