- Anti Joke

What happened when the high school student had intercourse with his history teacher? orgasmic noises.

What do you call cheese that's not yours? Stolen cheese

Why did the Christian man dislike gays? Because Christianity views being gay as a sin, and as a follower of the religion he decided he did not like gays.

ACT 2 CHAPTER 4 GEARS OF WAR 3 TICKER EASTER EGG.... MICHAEL VICKS HOUSE

Your momma's so old she might die soon.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have schizophrenia So do I

A pretty funny pick-up line that probably doesn't work: "Hey, do you work at Little Caesar's? Because you're hot and I'm ready.

Why did Suzy fall of the swing? Because she had no arms!

What's the difference between a black guy and an asian. They come from different race groups.

4 men walk into a bar. They have fun. ~Yasmin~

Knock, Knock Who's there? Orange That's impossible because orange's can't talk. Oh. It's Jim, I need to borrow your lawnmower.

There was a bunch of kids on a bus. One boy yelled "Look a squirrel!" Nobody saw it because he's dyslexic

How do you get a tissue to dance. You don't.

Gentlemen, when she says no, she always means yes. Unless, of course, your rhetoric is of a sexual nature.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the boy not answer his mums call? because he was dead

What did the pregnant teen get for Christmas? A miscarriage

What's the same about a clown and a knife? They are both fun, except for the clown. I hate clowns.

Why didn't the plane crash... because of the wight male piloting it

Why did the toilet paper roll? Because it isn't rock!

There was a black guy and a blonde crossing the street. They are not related.

A kid walked into a bar and ordered a drink and then was arrested for drinking under the age of 18

Q: What's the hardest part about eating a vegetable? A: The wheel chair.

How do you stop a train? You stand in front of it.

How do you prevent a drowning..? A: You don't throw the black man in the portwater