-What's the difference between Michael Phelps and Hitler? Michael Phelps can finish a race.

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yo mama so fat she died from a heart attack

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A man walks into a bar and the bartender suddenly runs out the door frantically yelling, "He's got a gun! He's got a gun!" Meanwhile, inside the bar, the patrons overpowered the gunman, tied him up and took his weapon and all the cash he had. They later used his money to buy more drinks at another bar.

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Ask me if I'm a truck! Are you a truck?! No.

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Why did the black man fall down? A guy pushed him.

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What's big, yellow and if it fell from a tree it would kill you? A JCB!

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What did bob say when he was told his beloved parents were dying? "oh"

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How does a Black Guy eat chicken. Like anyother human-being.

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knock knock who's there? me josh! come in.

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What's the number 1 tip to burning stomach fat? Lighting yourself on fire.

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Why did the faggot cross the road? Because he was a faggot.

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a drunk man got 3 beers and a 5 whiskys

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What do you say to a cat with a helmet on? Silly cat, you rhyme with hat but you shouldn't wear one.

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if u read this u r bent A. Now your bent

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What do you call a black man, an asian man, and a white man walking down the street? 3 men walking down the street.

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*knock knock* i have diarrhea

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What's green and has wheels? Your mom.

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The secret to McDonalds success is all their customers are to fat to leave

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Q. bob had 93 chocolate bars and ate 74 what does he have now? A. diabetes

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Two muffins are sitting on a counter. One muffin says to the other "hello." The other muffin says "Oh my god a talking muffin!"

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What did the doctor say to the minority, parapalegic after he barely escaped a fire alive? You just got burned!!

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What is green and fuzzy and would kill you if it fell out of a tree? An elephant I lied!

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Why did the guy eat pizza? Because he likes pizza.

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Have you ever had Ethiopian food? No? Neither have they.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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