why is lady gaga so famous? because she has a penis.

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how do you make a plummer cry? you spell PLUMBER wrong

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Why did the chicken cross the road. Because the grocery store only sold pork

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why did the couple sell their house? their children were all raped and then murdered in it and they cant stand the memories

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a sausage maker buys a box of cereal

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No, but I am not just an author, the important thing is, that this kid has been stopped as we speak, as I said he was selling information to several clients on the deep web, and patterns do reveal that he was selling you out piece by piece while prepared to make a run for it once he delivered the vital details. Say, did you promote this guy a bit too fast or something? Either he knows as much as you do, or otherwise he has been learning the ins and outs of your little place pretty fast.

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why did the mexican steal the money? because he was financially struggling and needed the money to support his family

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who is really lanky? james cornish

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Here come the elephants over the hill!

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What's Hitler's favorite drink? Jews (meaning juice)

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Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was blind.

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roses are red vilots are blue in soviot russa poem read you.

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what didn't Jon go to the movies? He tripped and broke his neck and cant look up

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yo mama so dumb... because she was not properly educated

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What do you do if you run over a black man? Call an ambulance... he's probably about to die.

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A duck walks into a bar and says to the bartender "Put it on my bill."

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In soviet Russia...things are different

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Whats Funnier than a clown? Woman's Basketball.

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What does a frog in a blender sound like? *WWWRRRRRRRBFFFFZZZZZCHWEEERRRRRR*

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-What's the difference between Michael Phelps and Hitler? Michael Phelps can finish a race.

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Why did the bus drop his icecream? He was hit by a boy

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Why did the chicken cross the road? So he could get to the hospital before he lost to much blood from his stab wound.

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Why did the black man fall down? A guy pushed him.

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yo mama so fat she died from a heart attack

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