- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Your mom is so fat that she saw a school bus full of white children and , thought "I can hardly even remember a time when my body used to be slim." She now keeps track of her diet and exercises regularly,the result of this has been a weight loss of over 95 pounds.

Why are the dinosaurs extinct? A meteor hit the Yucatan Peninsula and caused a blast that covered the earth and killed them all.

Why did the lamborghini drive off the cliff? Because the person driving was a fridge

What's the difference between a piano and a fish? A piano is an instrument, fish is an animal

Why doesn't the little boy talk to his mom? Because she smells like barbecue sauce.

Q. How do you drowned a blond A. Put a scratch and sniff at the bottom of a pool

What is red and fluffy?... Your teddy bear covered in blood...

A Blonde Goes On "Who Wants To Be A Millionaire"

Why did the man smell bad? He had not showered for several days

What's the difference between a truck full of bowling balls and a truck full of babies? One's used for bowling and the other's just sad.

Knock Knock. Whose there? The Police, you wife died in a car accident.

How do you drown a blonde? Force her head underwater until she can no longer breathe, thus shutting down her brain and killing her.

CJISTHEBEST Sticks and stones may break my bones because i have osteoperosis.

roses are red poo is poo

Your so gay, that you like men!

HAVE A GOOD DAY. DON'T TELL ME WHAT TO DO.

What's worse than requesting a three-some to your in-laws? Forgetting to suggest that they me too fragile and disabled, resulting in one of their limbs breaking.

What's green and has wheels? Your mom.

Whats black, and chrispy inside...? A black guy with bonecancer

What's worst that cancer? Murder porn

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Why was little timmy crying? He walk in on his dad molesting a minor.

Why did the constipated man go to the bathroom? To intentionally throw up; he has an eating disorder.

What's the difference between the WNBA and the NBA? The WNBA features female athletes, as oppose to the males of the NBA.

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