- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock Knock Who's there? The KGB Yes, How can I help? We are looking for a local serbian mobster who we believe to be hiding in this Village have you seen this man. No I cant say I have. Sorry Well thank you for your time and if you notice anything please try and let the local Police know.

Why did Bob scream "Nurrrrrrrrr!!"?.....because he was mentally challenged.

How many Dead Babies does it take fill a phone booth? There is an obvious epidemic going around causing millions of babies to die. This is no laughing matter and the mothers of these babies are probably going through therapy to get over their lost.

HOW MANY CRACK-HEADS DOES IT TAKE TO CHANGE A LIGHT BULB? NONE, THERE AIN'T NO ELECTRICITY IN THE CRACKHOUSE!!!

Have you ever seen Helen Keller's house? No. Neither did she.

A bomb went off in japan where did sally go Everywhere

How many footballs fit in a glass of liquid. none, this football is HUGE!!!

what do you call a white man in a black neighborhood a minority

What do mario and luigi have in common They are both plumbers

Whats the opposite of purple? Your adopted

Q: What's black, white, and red all over? A: A horribly maimed zebra.

What do you call a black guy robbing a store ? A theif

I put children on a leash and store them under my bed. I feed them bird food and they drink eachothers urine.

Why did the jew put a parking meter on his roof.? ....So santa would have to pay to park.

why dont i play socker because im not waering socks

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: I didn't get to ask. He got hit by a car.

What colour is an orange? Orange. What did you expect?

What do you call a person who kills there own child? Casey Anthony.

How do you put elephant in refrigerator? Open the door, and put the elephant in

Where did Susie go after the explosion? I don't know: she was nowhere near the explosion at the time that it happened. She probably got up to use the bathroom.

Wanna hear a joke? No? Oh

What can never be seen by the owner, looks like Jesses mom, and smeels like shit. Jesses dick.

chuck norris can round house kick reasonably well

What do you get for the man that has everything already? Another one.

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