- Anti Joke

knock knock who's there the police you're under arrest for the kidnapping, and murder of 12 girls you have the right to remain silent anything you say or do can and will be used against you in the court of law

roses are red violet is blue why rik go to the hospital ? cause he eat glue.

Roses are white, Violets are white, holy shit i can see the light.

What did peter griffin say to the black guy? Oh you are black.

What's been hit millions of times? A woman married to an abusive husband.

whats hard long and you put it in your mouth everyday a toothbrush

What did the boy with AIDS, polio, one eye and one arm get for Christmas? Cancer.

there were three men in a car, Poop, Shut Up, and Manners. They were driving in a truck when poop fell out of the car. Manners went to get him. Shut Up parked somewhere that he wasn't supposed to so the police man came to him. He asked him what his name was and he said "Shut Up" because that was his name. The police man said "Where are your manners?" then Shut Up said,"He went to go scoop up poop".

Q. Why did the man get an email? A. Because he checked his inbox.

Why did the naked blonde crossed the road? Because she a man

roses are red violets are blue the sugar bowls empty so is your head

A hindu and a muslim walk into a bar. They start arguing over their different fundamental religious beliefs and then considering it is an american bar, an american christian extremist quickly shoots them both for being " from that part of the world"

A grasshopper walks into a bar. The bartender says "Hey, we named a drink after you!". The grasshopper says "What, Dave?"

What happened when the boy got caught with his hand in the cookie jar? He gets shot in the face by Santa.

Knock Knock, Who's there? Alzheimer's Alzheimer's who? Knock Knock...

WHERE WAS THE DECLARATION OF INDEPENTENTS AT THE BOTTEM!!!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. Most poems rhyme, But his one doesn't.

Tommy was excited to get a tattoo of a falafel on his wiener. He got skin cancer.

What's funnier than a dead baby? A joke.

Why cant white guys jump? Well that would be wrong because some can. Have you seen Blake Griffen?

"When there's something srange, in your neighborhood... who you gonna call..?" The cops

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a tomato.

What's better than rape? Consensual sex.

Roses are Black Violets are black I am colorblind, are you to?