- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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There are ten million million million million million million million million million million million sub-atomic particles in the universe that we can observe. Your mamma took the ugly ones and put them into one nerd...

What did the platypus do whenever he walked into the bar? Nothing. It's a platypus, they don't do much.

What do you call a black pilot? A pilot.

Roses are brown Violets are brown I should probably water My garden soon.

so a unicorn walks into a bar... and then i woke up

Why did the girl drop out of school? She was being sexually assaulted by her mothers alcoholic boyfriend and was having trouble coping.

when life gives you lemons... squeeze the juice into your eyes.

"Doctor, Doctor, Help I feel like a pair of curtains" "I've got some cream for that".

why shouldnt you throw a rock at a black guy on a bike? Just because its not very nice.

what did one lady say to another lady we are both ladies

What are the similarites between Autistic people and dead people? They are both very poor in social situations

If polar bears were pink they'd be very easy to find

What's funnier than 24? Nothing, 24 is just a number. There's is nothing humorous about it. Go away.

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A priest and a rabbi walk into a bar. The priest has his papers but the rabbi is sent to a concentration camp.

Q. What did the monkey say to his little brother? A. Nothing. Monkeys are physically incapable of speaking, therefore it is impossible for them to communicate using the human language.

why did the girl chug her tub of frosting? she had no spoon

Why did the chicken cross the road? Yes.

What did Johnny get for Christmas? Nothing. Johnny is Jewish.

What did the T-Rex say to the caveman? Nothing. Tyrannosaurus Rex was a prehistoric land animal that roamed the Earth roughly 65 million years before the appearance of man. Making such a conversation impossible.

why did the man choke at the lunch table. Police there is a banana attacking me what should I do?

Thank you, you remind me that I am not insane, just because I believe we humans can accomplish more, by uniting as one, rather than fighting one another. I feel as if I belong somewhere else, yet the question remains always, are people such as you better, or are we relics from the past?

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