Why did the Black guy work at KFC? To provide money for his struggling family.

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Why didn't the chicken cross the road? He was perfectly happy where he was.

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why dont they make black forks

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Haikus are easy, But sometimes they don't make sense, Refrigerator Sex

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Why did the little girl have grass stains on her white dress? Because she was dragged into the forest and raped.

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What did the cow say to the farmer who was driving by in a tractor? MOOOOOOOO!

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Dylan F is stupid He goes to his cousins house Then falls into a pit Moves on

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Ask me Whats 2+2. ? Ok what's 2 plus 2 4 you dumb ass

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curtis campbell has no ear lobes so he bought some milk and drank it with his cereal.

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Why did the man have a heart attack? Because he suffered from high cholesterol and cardiovascular disease.

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What is smarter than a blind Mexican midget of average intelligence? A genius

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Whats long, green and falls out of trees? A canoe. Why did the old man fall out of the tree? He was in the canoe.

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why did the monkey fall out of the tree? because it was dead.

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There's a Christian preist, Jesus, and a Jewish rabi on a boat. They want to go fishing, but they forgot the sunscreen, the bait, and the fishing line. The Christian preist walks across the water and goes and gets the Sunscreen. Jesus walks across the water and gets the bait. The Jewish rabi steps out of the boat and drowns. Jesus turns to the Priest and says, "Do you suppose we should have told about the underwater bridge?"

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Q: Did you hear about the fire at the circus? A: It was in tents!

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why wouldnt you come to the dark side? i spit in the cookies

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Why was the teacher sad? Because her boyfriend broke up with her.

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You are as dumb as a dumb looking person.

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who lives a pineapple under the sea? a proper spazztwat.

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Why did rachels computer break ? Because she was using it in the road and got hit by a bus

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The stone said to tree I wanna be car the tree replied you cant be a car. Forever a stone

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Your mother is so fat, that somebody should inform her of the risks of eating unhealthy foods because she could obtain life threatening diseases.

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Hey! I just met you. And this may seem crazy. So here's my number: Now Get in the van.

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what's the difference between a jew and a bar of soap? You don't rub your nuts with a jew.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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