Why did t chicken cross the road? To get to your house. Knock, knock. Who's there? The chicken

Ask me if I'm a car. Are you a car¿ Yes¡

What did the man with no head say to the women?

Wanna hear a joke? Me neither.

What do you call two Mexicans playing basketball? A waste of time because they just be playing soccer

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a worm in your BANANA.

What did the young Muslim man have attached to him? A book-bag, it was is his first week college and he eager for an education.

Joe has 30 candy bars and eats 25. What does john have now? DIABETIES. Joe has diabeties. Please comment!!!!!!!

life is like a box of chocolates........no it's not

Q: Whats black and white and red all over? A: I am unsure for I am color blind.

What do you call a guy walking into a bar Dave, because that's his name

Is your refridgerator running? good, because if it wasn't then your food would spoil.

Knock knock. Who's there? Boo. Boo "who"? Boo Radley. I live down the street.

What's the only part of a vegetable you cant eat? The wheelchair

Whats worst than finding half a worm in your apple? Getting rapped by a giant scorpian

If life gives you melons, you have dyslexia.

Why is a giraffe's neck so long? Because its head is so far from its body.

Why did the clown go to jail? He murdered a thirteen-year-old girl.

what do you get when you cross a joke with a rhetorical question ................

How do you steal from a sushi buffet? You say please.

How many dead rats can you put in your ex-girlfriend's bed? 437.

Why was the boy seeing stars? It was night time.

What mouse walks on two legs? Mickey Mouse. What bear walks on two legs? Winnie the Pooh. What duck walks on two legs? All of them, dumbass.

What do you call the birth of George Lucas? Terrible, abdominal pain for his mother.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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