- Anti Joke

A horse walks into a bar and orders a pint of beer, the bartender quickly takes out a shot gun and shoots the horse because he is secretly dealing horse meat to tescos

Why did the mexican jump over the fence? It was a shortcut.

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was Hellen Keller.

You know what's real bullshit? That stuff that comes out of a bull's ass.

What did the Joker say to Batman? Why are we wearing these stupid costumes

What's so similar about a zombie and a black man? They are both almost human.

What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a Lamborghini? I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage.

How many Jehovah's Witnesses does it take to screw in a light bulb? 2. One to firmly hold the ladder and the other to cautiously screw it in. They are volunteering at the local orphanage and it is wrong to make fun of there religion. We are all different in our own special way. ernkso

What is the difference between an apple and an apple? One has a brown spot.

what did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas? Cancer what did he get the next year? Nothing he didn't make it that long.

What was the last thing the boy heard before he was hit by the school bus? Nothing. He was deaf.

Face...the other white meat!

My mother has great posture. She's paralyzed from the neck down.

How many flies does it take to screw in a light bulb? Two but I don't know how they got in there.

The past the present and the future walk into a bar it made no logical sense that three things that will always contradict each other exist with each other and can walk into a bar without limbs or being alive it wasn't tense it was tree

Why did the chicken cross the road? Who are we kidding, when have you ever seen a chicken crossing a road?

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why couldn't the old man see? He was deaf

What's the difference between a park bench and a black man? The bench can support a family!

What's smaller then a midget? A baby midget.

How do you stop your baby crawling in circles? Pick it up and smother it.

It was a beautiful day. Face.

Pickles are powerful

how do you make a plumber cry? you kill his family!