- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, I'm using my hand but thinking of you.

Why is the alien dead as a door-nail? Because the door-nail was never alive nor could it ever be dead therefore the alien must have never existed just like the life and death of the door-nail.

How do you confuse a girl? Easily.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: I didn't get to ask. He got hit by a car.

What's the difference between a park bench and a black man? Nothing. They're both capable of supporting a family of three.

Knock knock Whos there Who Who who Don't stutter it was just a joke

Who would win in a fight between superman and flash? Chuck Norris

How many Dead Babies does it take fill a phone booth? There is an obvious epidemic going around causing millions of babies to die. This is no laughing matter and the mothers of these babies are probably going through therapy to get over their lost.

Yes, it's for the patiënt in the other room.

What's going to happen you? Your going to die just like everyone else in the world. Don't laugh, it's not funny

Q: Why was the boy sad? A: Because his mother just got raped.

A man walks into a bar He's an alcoholic and it's ruining his family

What did the physicist say when he got his penis stuck in a test tube? Ah jeesh! I got my penis stuck in a test tube.

whats worse than a pile of dead babies?...... A carrot

"I'm so hungry!" "Hello so hungry, I am Matt. You must come from a very odd family if your name is " so hungry"!

I am a dwarf and im digging a hole... lol jokes dwarfs are mythological creatures and therefore do not exist

Why did Hitler shoot himself He saw his his gas bill

Why did the boy throw his alarm clock out of the window? Because he was angry at the alarm going off

How do you punish Helen Keller? Sit her in the corner and deprive her of things she likes to do.

Whats worse them finding a worm in your apple??? finding out your adopted

"What's black when clean, but white when dirty?" "A blackboard."

Why was the girl running? She had to catch her bus.

Why did the little girl fall off of the swings? She had no arms... Why couldn't she get up? She had no legs... Why didn't anyone help her up? She had no friends... Why did she die? She landed in a puddle...

What's Hitler's favorite beverage? Soda! Not Juice (jews) you asshat!

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