A- Why did the chicken cross the road? B- I honestly do not care.

thumb_up thumb_down +10

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was trying to escape the evil villains in giant mech suits.

thumb_up thumb_down +10

How do you get children to behave? Chop them up.

thumb_up thumb_down +10

Whoever is reading this, I love you and I hope you have a great day.

thumb_up thumb_down +8

What do you call putting a toad in the microwave? Animal cruelty.

thumb_up thumb_down +8

Why did bethany fall off the swing She had no arms Knock knock Who's there? Not Bethany

thumb_up thumb_down +8

What did Ann Frank say when she dropped her icecream Nothing because she was captured by Natzis

thumb_up thumb_down +8

What did God say to Abraham? Nothing, because God doesn't exist.

thumb_up thumb_down +8

Q: what's green and fluffy? A: green fluff

thumb_up thumb_down +8

what is worse than 10 dead babies in a trash can? 11 dead babies in a trash can

thumb_up thumb_down +8

If you were on an island with one wish what would you wish for? To get off the island

thumb_up thumb_down +8

What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

thumb_up thumb_down +8

What did the dog say to the mailman? Woof.

thumb_up thumb_down +8

Q: Why are black people black? A: Cause they're from Africa.

thumb_up thumb_down +8

James walks into a room he then leaves as the room is full of hot women but he does not find them attractive as he has a girlfriend and is also bisexual.

thumb_up thumb_down +8

"My father walked out on me." "Oh that's strange because I saw him yesterday and he had no legs."

thumb_up thumb_down +8

What did the black man say when a blond walked into the bar? " Hi Molly"

thumb_up thumb_down +8

whats green and lives in the water

thumb_up thumb_down +8

What's brown and sticky? Shit.

thumb_up thumb_down +8

Q: Playstation 4 or Xbox One? A: Both of them are specialized desktop computers used to play video games. It makes no sense to argue or attempt to make any distinction, as they are the exact same thing.

thumb_up thumb_down +8

Man sees a hot girl. The hot girl sees him. The man asks her out on a date. After five years of dating he asks for her hand in marriage. She says "No way, I'm married you horror!!!" The man cries and moves in with his mom... Two days later he commits suicide.

thumb_up thumb_down +8

Did you know Helen Keller had a swingset? Neither did she.

thumb_up thumb_down +8

m

thumb_up thumb_down +8

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where is my tractor?

thumb_up thumb_down +8

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...


Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops