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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did little jimmy fall of his bike? His grandma threw the refrigarator at him.

Chuck Norris tried to return some jeans to Target and when they didn't give him his money he kickeed them in the face.

yo mammas so fat when she runs the world spins faster

Why do Mexicans always have heart burn? Because the food is spicy.

A man walks in to a bar, what does he say? Ouch.

You're in the middle of the ocean and you see a roller coaster. What color is the penny? Tree.

If Jewish men light a menorah during Hanukkah, what do Jewish women light? Jewish women light a menorah as well; Judaism is a relatively fair religion to both sexes.

what's hotter than my cousin's girlfriend? I don't know. she's remarkably hot. like, one of the hottest people I personally know.

My wife came up to me and said, "I want you to make me scream with 2 fingers!" So I poked her in the eyes!

Why do zebras have stripes? I don't know.

What do you call an iPod that doesn't work? An iPod that doesn't work.

who is really lanky? james cornish

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because Suzy has no arms! Knock Knock! Who's There? The Holocaust

What do u when life gives u lemons? U put them in your iced tea.

Yo mama's so fat, she weighs over 400 pounds.

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How many straight naked men can you fit in a wardrobe? I'm not sure but the situation is highly unlikely!

A guy walks into a bar and orders a drink. The bartender asks why the long face. The guy responds because cancer is a horrible disease. Oh yah did I mention the guy has cancer? $

Q: Why didn't Little Jhonny go to school today? A: There was no school today.

Click "Hello you have reached a pre-recorded voice at the suicide hotline. We regret to inform you that our consultant has suffered a recent bout of depression due to the sheer volume of calls he has received." "His body was found this morning, hanging from a tree." [L]

What do you call a bunch of Cubans on a boat in the Gulf of Mexico? A guy who just so happens to own a boat and is on a fishing trip with his buddies. -Mitch Hastings

Q. How can you tell if a snake bites? A. It depends on if he walks to school or carries his lunch.

What did the boy say after he got hit by a bus? Nothing. He's dead.

What's red and green and goes 500 mph? A frog in a blender.

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