You're rowing a canoe upstream and a wheel falls off, how many pancakes can you fit in a dog house? None because icecream doesn't have bones.

i've got a little something for you. in fact it's so small you can't see it. it's called spermatazoa

What did the fish say when it swam into a wall? "shit"

Q: Why did the baby cry when it came out of the moms stomach? A: The doctor dropped it!

Starting a Genocide #YOLO

What's worse than a baby on a pitchfork? Two babies on a pitchfork.

Two peanuts were walking down the street..........pepper.

Whats worse than seeing your family killed in front of your eyes? Not much to be honest

What is less funny than a clown? Another clown ... but with fewer limbs.

jacob mckeand broke his arm and now he cant wank :(:(:(

Why did Sally fall off the swing. She had no arms. Knock Knock Who's there Not Sally

How about that airplane food? Ive never been on a plane you tell me

what do you call something that dosint exist? nothing.

Why did the orphans kill timmy? timmy said a your mom joke.

Bryson got a concussion...he died

Whats bigger than 'burger king'? A. burger

What do you call a black man with a Ph.D? Doctor.

What did the gay black man say after JFK was shot? Wow thats really sad but I have such an appetite right now so i should probably go to eat.

What did batman say to Robin before they got in the car? Get in the car.

Why can't Hellen Keller watch Spongebob? She doesn't have the proper cable service

I like my coffee like my women. Without a penis. -Rivrawr

What's worse than being eaten by a giant bear? Hitler.

How do you stop a baby from crying? Slit its throat

Why did the guy die. He OD on drugs

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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