- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the best sound in the world? Children screaming

Why did the Mexican man grow a mustache? It wasn't his choice. Men naturally grow facial hair and he ran out of razors.

What's the difference between me and an animal? I'm human

Im not random you just can't think as fa-bunnies

How does a black guy in debt make money fast at the bank? He applies for a loan and conscientiously works hard to pay off the loan in turn, which he was lucky enough to get at a low interest rate.

what did Stan say to Dave? nothing, Dave died 500 years before Stan was born, thus he said nothing.

I have a dirty joke. Poop.

Why do black people eat fried chicken? Because black people are usually stronger than chicken. If they weren't, chickens would probably eat fried black people.

A scantily dressed woman is standing at an intersection. She is a prostitute.

Why did the woman eat her sandwich. She was hungry.

What did Santa say when he came to drop off your toys? Nothing. Santa doesn't exist.

How do you fit 100 dead babies in a box? A blender. How do you get them out? Tortilla Chips. hehehehehehe

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What is brown and sticky? A lot of things are brown and sticky

Why cant Helen Keller drive? ......because women cant drive(:

What is the difference between a Jew and a Muslim? Their religion.

What's sad about three black men in a Cadillac driving off a cliff? They were my friends.

My house is on fire I'll probably die posting this joke

feminism

What did the black guy say when after he jumped in the pool? Wow, its kinda chilly.

what do chinese kids make for fathers day? shoes

What did the fish say after it's head was cut off? Nothing, it was a fish.

I know a black person. His name is Mikey.

How do you make a baby cry? Throw a brick at its face.

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