- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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"Knock Knock" "Who's there?" "Will farrow now gimme your hentai"

what do you call a blind man who buys a caller i.d.? handicapped

what did one gay guy say to the other gay guy? want to suck dicks? (cause that's what gays do)

XD Jackass.

Old Mother Hubbard Went to the cupboard, To give the poor dog a bone: When she came there, The cupboard was bare, And so the poor dog had none. So Old Mother Hubbard was reported for animal cruelty

Whats brown and ryhmes with Snoop? Dr. Dre.

What's the difference between a Mexican and a bench? Almost everything.

Two men stay at the bar all night drinking non stop. They soon are rushed to the hospital to get their stomachs pumped.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He was dead. Why did the sloth fall out of the tree? He was stapled to the monkey.

why did the girl slap joe? he had a boner.

What's funny about a car accident involving three children, a widow, and a dog? Nothing.

Once upon a time there was a man that was exercising and he pulled a muscle and had to have his arm removed. The end.

Q. What happened first The Tree or The Apple. A. Johny Appleseed.

How did the hairless cat braid its hair? It didn't, it was hairless. Also, cats do not have opposable thumbs.

Q: How do you measure a ruler A: You don't.

Two guys walked into a pub... and they totally redecorated it! It was brilliant.

Roses are red violets are blue I'm not good at poems, nice tits.

Why did the chair break? The person that sat in it was over weight

Whats Stupider than john? Nothing.. he's certifiably retarded

What did the man say to his wife. Hi

What is the way to a man's heart? Through his stomach. With a knife. Then then go up a little.

Knock Knock Who's there Boo Boo who Boo I'm a ghost atleast act scared

Two Irish men walk in to a bar. Or maybe it was three. It's actually quite a common occurrence here in Dublin.

how do you make a plumber cry? pull up his pants....

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