- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks "why the long face?" The horse does not answer because he is a horse, and neither speaks nor understands the english language. He looks around, and is confused by his surrondings. He gallops out of the bar, knocking over a few tables.

knock knock whos there boo boo who? stop crying its only me! its not you, my mom has cancer, my dad was killed in a car accident, my pregnant wife has been murdered, and my uncle touches me.

what will you never loose if you play world of warcraft your verginity

Did you hear about the guy that told bad jokes? No.

Why did the chicken not make it across the road? Because he got hit by a transport.

What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back? A stick.

What did the orphan say to his parents? nothing

I may be ugly, but I'm also dumb.

Why didnt santa leave presents under the tree? Because santa doesnt exist.

What happens when you rub two penises together? Gay sex.

What starts with "F" and ends in "uck" Firetruck.

How do you make a white girl commit suicide? Bully her.

What did the Black man say to the prostitute? Your job makes the risks of getting AIDs and other STDs much higher than the average person's.

What do you get when you stab a baby? A dead baby.

Roses are red Violets are blue I can't rhyme The end

What is worse than the holocaust. A worm in MY apple!

What do you call a deer with no eyes? A blind deer.

A man walks into a bar. It's a fine establishment. He orders a couple of beers and takes a cab home like a responsible man would. He is then killed with a croquet mallet.

What's the one thing America's got but the UK hasn't... School shootings

Here's a riddle: What can you catch, but not throw? A really heavy ball, or STDs.

Why couldn't the man ever reach his dream of becoming a professional athlete? He was pronounced with Alzheimer at a young age and could never remember his dream the next day.

What do the Irish do on their birthdays? Eat birthday cake and sing happy birthday

A Muslim man gets onto a transatlantic airliner. All the other passengers are privately nervous, but no one mentions it.

Why did the little boy fall off his bike? He was hit by a truck.

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