HOw do u DEFeat thE hatErsz shitted on em

a white men said to another white men that someone robbed a bank, it was at night and he wasn't wearing a mask, and also the camera couldn't see him, they now found out that he was black.

Why is it a bad idea to stand in a thunder and lightning storm with a metal rod? Because you will get wet from the rain.

Q:Whats big, red and eats rocks? A: A big red rock eater

So mind telling me why you wont call me? And why, you know... Are you avoiding this condition of yours?

how much swag could a swagchuck chuck, if a swagchuck could chuck swag?

Q: What did the air freshener say to the car??? A: Nothing. Air fresheners are inanimate objects

What's worse than finding 16 dead babies in a tree? Finding 1 dead baby in 16 trees.

What's worse than being eaten by a giant bear? Hitler.

Brain fart

Q. Why did the chicken cross the road? A. He was stapled to the baby.

Why did Kelly lose all interest in men? An aneurysm in her brain popped

My dad calls me a son of a bitch and I'm like "hey! You married her"

why was Lucy fat? Her BMI was over the recommended average.

What is Hitler's favourite Yu-Gi-Oh card? Blue Eyes, White Dragon.

What did the Doctor say to the patient. You have AIDS The patient took out a machete and stabbed the Doctor. The Doctor died. Two weeks later, the patient died of AIDS.

Roses are red, and violets are freakin violet. Not blue.

How fast can you paint a fence with babies? Depends how fast you can throw them.

What did the chicken do? He crossed the road.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, i know where you live now I'm coming for you

jamie and danel texta like to make love to each other using a gerbal as a toy when they make love they get a african covered in jelly to help them.

What did the black guy say when after he jumped in the pool? Wow, its kinda chilly.

what do you call an octopus with 9 tentacles? a male octopus

Anti Joke

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