A guy walks into a Bar ........ OUCH

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A Jew and a Neo-Nazi meet in a bar. They put aside their differences and enjoy a few rounds of drinks.

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a bigger worm in your apple.

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why do you throw the baby up the tree??. to get my ball back.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. ( to heaven )

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Wanna hear a joke? Me neither.

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A man dressed as a woman gets hit in the nuts they fall to the ground in pain

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Did you know Helen Keller had a tree house? Niether did she

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have Alzheimers, Cheese in toast,

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Hey Babies, The holocaust called, they want their screams back

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I guess calling you dear was a bit overboard for you huh? Well, just promise me you will get whatever help you need if you get ill.

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how do u get the baby to stop choking? take ur dick out of its mouth!!!

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Your mom.

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What's the difference between Elmo and Cookie Monster? One of them doesn't listen to Michelle Obama

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Knock knock! Who's there? A doorbell-salesman

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Did you hear about the dyslexic atheist that doesn't believe in god? His disorder has no effect on his belief system.

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What is the color of your spleen? I dont know i'm not a doctor

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In soviet Russia...things are different

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If you die laughting, How are you telling this to me?

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roses are red violets are blue. they both smell like flowers

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why did the black guy die? cancer

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A frog, duck, monkey and beaver each enter a bar being carried by a blonde, a brunette, and a redhead. If your wondering, the redhead carried two animals.

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Do you know how to save a drowning laywer? Approach with caution as drowing victims can panic, thus pushing you under. If possible throw a floatation device rather than go in yourself, or hold out a stick and instruct them to grab one end while you pull them in with the other. If necessary perform CPR. Call an ambulance and monitor for hypothermia.

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whats red and green and has 8 wheels. a stick

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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