How often does the lesbian vampire group meet up? Never. Lesbians don't exist.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I'm not sure, but the farmer must be very upset about the loss of one of his chickens.

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What's 2+2? Gonorrhea

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What's just not right? Left

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:) Hey AMBY VALENT! Want to join our horsehead show below?? *Laughing track with that fat loud bitch that wont stop laughing making the actors stare at each other like douches* :/ Muuh, I dont really care im just some meh character anyway so yuh...' *Laughing track* ? ???? ORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORA! :( Hey get outta our show here you China man! *OOOH! Track plays with some fa*ott whistling* ? ???? | Baka! *leaves* *Awww track plays* *Laughing track*

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What did the doctor say to his patient? You have AIDS.

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Why did Bill fall out if his chair? He was hit by an airplane.

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Two jews walk into a bar. They drank beer and shot some pool and had a good time.

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Hey I just met you And this is crazy But I didn't use protection So here's your baby

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A man walks in to a bar. He gets a cuncussion and his heath insurance isn't enough to cover his physical therapy. He dies poor and alone.

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You know what's funny? You got AIDs

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Why do so many black people like watermelon? The same reason so many white people, do. Have you had that stuff, it's really good!

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full house should of been called black jack, because the Olsen twins started getting hit on at age 8 and didn't stop til they were 21

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A man jumped off a 30 story building. What did he learn? Nothing. He died instatly when he hit the ground.

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What doesn't kill you leaves you in a coma.

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whats purple and not a rapist barney, I lied about the rapist part

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What did David's mom give him for his birthday? Nothing he hasn't seen her in eight years.

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What do you call a group that has a microphone, a bass, two guitars and a drum kit? A Band

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Why did the frog die? Because I stapled it onto a boy's face.

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A wise man once said, "I am wise".

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Person: hey buddy have you heard the greteat news Freind: yea you have aids Person: no my wife jusr became a pristatue an she had ten patients already i was her first

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A Chinese man, a Mexican man and an African man walk into an American bar. None of them know any English and can not order a drink. They walk out promptly, frustrated by the difficulties of living in a strange new world where they don't speak the native language.

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Why is travis so funny? Trick question, He died of cancer 3 years ago.

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Why wasn't the little boy allowed to get a dog? Because the orphanage he lives at doesn't allow dogs.

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