- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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waiter! waiter! theres a fly in my soup! the waiter immediately retrieved a new soup and gave them a 50% discount for the misshap.

Why do mexicans like burritos? Because they taste good.

An Atheist sneezed. Everyone around him said, "God bless you." He thanked them and continued on with his day.

Teacher: Why didn't you do your homework? Student: My friends told me not to. Teacher: So if your friends tell you to go jump off a bridge, would you do it? Student: Well, it all depends on if I land on a fat kid. Like Chubb. Chubb: Yeah, I know, my eating habit, i-i-its a big problem. -Payden R.

There are 3 types of people, those that can count and those who can not.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was dead

How many pupils does the teacher have? 2.

Why can't Michael Jackson play chess? He's dead.

What was the strangest part about meeting a girl called Suzie? She had arms.

What did the white man say to the black man? Did you see the game yesterday?

What did the little boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer What did he get the next year? Nothing he didn't make it that far

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she is both deaf and blind. Driving would be an extremely hazardous action for herself and other nearby drivers.

What time is it? 2:47 PM.

There was a man who entered a local paper's pun contest. He sent in ten different puns, in the hope that at least one of the puns would win. On of them was moderately amusing and took home the modest prize.

A: Knock Knock (pause) B: Please use the doorbell, it is very late and I like to be considerate of my neighbors

A horse walks into a bar, the bartender says "why the long face?" the horse then says nothing because horses cannot talk, only humans can talk.

A man walks into a bar, he sits down.

Just want to know where I will be dipping my... MANFLESH!

A black man and a hispanic man are in a car. Who is driving? The guy who didn't call shotgun.

What advice did the cat give to the man? Nothing because it's a cat.

Wanna hear a joke......... your moms face !!

Yo momma's so fat, that she got baptised in Sea World.

why couldn't the girl sit down? she didn't have a butt.

how do you kill a blond? there are many ways but every one of them is illegal and could be criminally chargeable.

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