5 black men walk into a 7-11 at midnight. They clog the all of the toilets in the mens bathroom causing them to over run.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? because it looked both ways and saw no cars coming.

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How do you kill a hobo? Throw a penny off a clif.. How do you kill another hobo? Tell him the penny's still down there

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What did one blind person say to the other? Nothing. He is also mute.

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Why cant African children read? While there are many contributing factors the largest would probably be the lack of a standardized education system mainly due to the logistical factors involved in reaching so many wide spread communities. Also the current economic climate and general disregard for civilians by the governments in these area would suggest that the states' focus would be on other issues besides the welfare of their citizens, this is probably similar to other countries in similar situations such as middle eastern, eastern european, and latin and south america. Then again, not really being educated on this issue in almost any way, has probably contributed to a broad generalization, and so the premise of this joke is most likely flawed in any case.

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Why are kids with Aspergers Syndrome always banned from Mcdonalds? Let me repeat that: Ass Burgers.

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Whats wrong Nero? What happened? Please pick up the phone, I am trying to call you, but it just goes from dialing to changing tunes, please do not be upset with me, what did I do wrong? I thought we had an understanding, please just pick up the phone, if you already have my number and all you got nothing to lose...

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Why did the boy get and iphone? It was his birthday

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How many dead babies can you fit in a bathtub? Matters the size of the bathtub and the size of the babies.

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A man walks into a doctors office. The doctor says "I've got good news and bad news. Which do you want to hear first?" The man responds "I'd like to hear the good news." The doctor says "I ran a series of tests and found you have leukemia, but your insurance covered everything." The man hangs his head and tears up as he asks "What's the bad news?" The doctor heads for the door as he answers "Your company is switching to a private insurer and because of your pre-existing condition you're being denied coverage. None of your future treatments or appointments will be paid for." The man snaps his fingers and says "Damn! I should've voted Democrat!"

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whats funny? when isreal special forces hunted down nazis after ww2 and killed the fucks

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You can pick you're friends, you can pick you're nose, but you can't run over a pedestrian.

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whats black, white, and bloody all over? i don't know, but we should stop making jokes and help it already.

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HOW TO RE-AD : FOR DUMMIES. (HELLEN KELLER ADDITION)

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A:Knock knock B:Who´s there? A:Beat B:Beat who? A:Beat your ass if you don´t open that door!!

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Why did the old man die? He was old.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, come at me again and I'll punch you

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Pansies are purple, Nothing rhymes with purple.

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Why didn't the Mother packed her son's lunch? Because her son Timmy likes to go to the canteen

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A baby seal walks into a club.

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What's harder to pick up, a football or an anvil? It doesn't matter when you lost your fingers in 'nam.

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Once upon a time, there was a cat. He died.

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Q: why does the cat go out of the house by the window A: It doesn't the window is closed

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Once upon a time, there were a lot of Jews......

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