- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why do midgets surf in kitchens? because of microwaves.

What's the one game that black people are good at? Flashlight tag.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. Most poems rhyme, But his one doesn't.

Your momma is so old, she qualifies for multiple financial aid programs provided by the government.

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An African-American is like a hammer. It can't be trusted in the hands of women.

Why did he chicken cross the road? The suicide rate in chickens has gone up 50% in the past year alone.

Ask me if I'm a tree. "Are you a tree?" No.

What's green and can dance? A Cloud. I lied.

What's the difference between an alien and Obama? - Nothing they are both aliens.

What's worse than finding out your friend is gay? Being gang-raped.

Why can't you fit 100 oranges in a bathtub? Because motorcycles don't have doors

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What do you call an orange fruit? An Orange.

Your mom is so fat she decided to get out of bed and exercise because she realized her health would become serious and wanted ot do something about it.

5 Jewish men walk into a bar and are expected to be treated nicely

Roses are red , Violets are blue You little dumb ass bitch Ain't fuckin' with yoouuuuuu

Why doesn't Jonathan Walk across the road? Because he is in a wheelchair...

What did one tree say to the other tree? Nothing, trees can't talk.

What do you say to the man break dancing?? You don't, call an ambulance he is having an epileptic fit.

What do you get when you cross a black man and an octopus? I don't know, but it sure would pick a lot of cotton.

If pro is the opposite of con what's the opposite of progress? Retrogression.

what is black white and red all over? A black and white movie with the first violent color leave a comment if this joke is duped.

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