- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Superman and Batman get in a fight, who wins? No one the world has just lost a superhero.

"Knock knock" "Who's there?" "Steve" "Oh hey Steve, come on in"

Why was the man weird... Stevie Wonder

Yo mama is so fat that she has to eat salad instead of sandwiches because she wants to lose weight by going on a no-carb diet.

Whats green and has wheels?? - Grass, I lied about the wheels

A dog walks into a bar. He's a service animal, so this is allowed.

What did the girl say to her ex? Fuck you.

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What has four legs in the morning, three at noon, and two in the evening? A baby with leprosy.

What do you call a place where all hopes and dreams go to die as this place is contained of depression and the lingering smell of death? www.anti-joke.com

Why was the Muslim crying? Because his brother got hit by a bus.

How can a hobo become rich? It can't. It died from food poisoning from eating food out of the trash.

You know what happens when you assume right? Well, you make an educated guess based on prior knowledge to the circumstance at hand.

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Why? Because.

A man walks into a bar. It resulted in a concussion and 17 stitches.

How did the mexican cross the border? He went through border patroll, and then later became a legal citizen of North America

Roses are Red Violets are Blue Violets are not blue They are Violet

Who is the dumbest person on the entire internet? Shortpoet-GTD

What did Luigi say to Mario? You look like a fat Mexican

Why did the chicken commit suicide? No one knows, he didn't leave a note.

Mum did you make my milkshake? No, I didn't son, but your father did. Fther's dead. I know.

What's black and white and red all over? A newspaper... used to clean up a crime scene.

Why did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

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