- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the mouse say to the elephant that sat on him? Nothing, he died on impact.

Why did the young boy fail his math test? Because he had down syndrome.

What's black and hangs from the trees in my backyard? Black berries!

What comes after Friday? A ?.

If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put my cock in your mouth. Submitted by Arsha K.

What's the difference between unicorns and black people? Years of slavery.

What do you call a black pilot? A PILOT

What do you call a black man flying an airplane? A pilot you racist S.O.B.

How many skilled union workers does it take to change a light bulb? One.

What do you call a woman who is addicted to crack, has a light mustache and huge saggy tits, has had 4 kids with 4 different fathers and makes her living giving hand-jobs behind the bus station? Mom.

Why did the chicken cross the road? What does chicken mean?

why can't johnny compete in the track race? because he has no feet.

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Q: Do you know what you can make when you have enough cents? A: Dollars

Man don't you hated when birds shit all over your car! Man I'm glad cows don't fly!

Wife: Does this make me look fat? Husband: Honey, your already fat.

Roses are red violets are blue I have five fingers the middle one is for you.

Q What did Stevens mum say when he asked to be an astronaut A no your heads too big

EVERYONE TEXT 513-550-3742 AND ASK HIM WHY HE HAS GOOP IN HIS PANTS. his names eric

Q: what did Katy Perry say when someone told her that she was adaopted? A: That's not true, my parents took pictures of me in the hospital just minutes after I was born.

Q: You know what's really funny? A: A good joke.

Why was the road crossed by the chicken? Because as an animal, incapable of understanding human languages and consequently lacking in education, it was unable to understand the convention of not using the passive voice in English prose writing.

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Why did man lay down? His dog ate his genitals.

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