- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A blonde, brunette, and redhead find a cliff that is supposed to turn you into something which you exclaim upon leaping from the cliff. The brunette jumps off and exclaims: BIRD! She thus falls to her death on a ton of pointy rocks. The other two loot her corpse and walk away.

I'm not racist. Racism is a crime, and crime is for black people.

Hey i just met you and this is crazy but your adopted banana

What's an X-BOX? A box where you find a treasure

who sells coke and ruins lives? Vagina Parker

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Being raped by a Triceratops.

the awkward moment when a sentence doesnt end the way you think it octopus

Roses are red Violets are blue If you need a poo.... ...hold it in.

what is red, yellow, green, blue, purple, and violet? Blood i lied about the other colors...

Why did the Chef go to jail? He killed his wife.

A black man has a woman up against a wall, and she is screaming. they are passionate lovers and he is pleasing her greatly.

why did the girl die. because she was bullied and abused everyday by her family and friends. she was homeless and was forced to drop a bomb on her own forest. there fore she stabbed herself.

What's the difference between Michael Jackson and a PS3? Michael was a succesful dancer, singer-songwriter, musician, and philanthropist, whereas a PS3 is a games console.

What does a fish and a truck have in common? Nothing. One is a fish & one is a truck.

Why did the man eat the apple? He had just witnessed a cow butchering and decided to become a vegitarian the moment he got home. He now lives in 1st degree depression because of what he saw 2 hours ago.

2 guys walk into a bar but the third one has known about what happens to the third guy but since he is reading this in a newspaper and his unaware of his surroundings he walks into the bar anyway and feels very foolish.

Knock Knock. (No answer) Knocker: " I guess the resident of this home isn't home at this hour."

Science debated on whether Dinosaur hide was like leather But though quite absurd They thought, like a bird Velociraptor was covered in feathers.

What did the hose say to the sprinkler? I'm gonna squirt you.

Two cows are out in a field grazing. One falls over and dies because it was unhealthy and was ravaged with a deadly disease. The other cow, which does not understand death, continues to graze until the farmer moves it back to the barn.

what happens when a mexican makes love to an octopus? It makes a freaking weird looking animal

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? Cue annoying little kids saying WHAT!!!!!!!!! A: To check out all the chicks

"Knock knock." "Who's there?" "Banana." The man of the house subsequently notifies his government that genetic engineering is going awry.

Why did the black man cross the road? To get to the barber shop, which was located on the other side of the road. He then walked to the crosswalk, patiently waited, then crossed when the little person lit up.

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