- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I've got a great new 'Knock Knock Jock

How do you kill a blond? Stab her repeatedly in her throat

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Half empty = half full Therefore Half (empty) = half (full) empty= full Half empty

All your facts check out, so I sent a little search team to find someone selling us out, it turns that they are after the leader of "The order" and "The king`s throne", so unless you got some small sub-department going on, point zero is in danger, ill explain everything once this is over.

I got 99 problems but the ability to count ain't one

Why did it take the rabbit so long to enter the rabbithole? Because he was hit by a truck and lost a lot of blood.

You know how I know you're gay? Because you came out to your close family and friends, who were all very respectful and accepting.

What's the opposite of a joke? An Anti-Joke.

What starts with "P" and ends with "orn"? Popcorn

What do lawyers and sharks have in common? They both play vital roles in their own society or ecosystem.

Q: What's better than winning a gold medal at the Special Olympics? A: Not struggling with a debilitating mental or physical handicap.

Knock Knock Who's there? Bob Bob who? Your neighbor

Jamie Oliver eats a chip

Why was Timmy crying when he got home? His family was dead in a pile with a pitchfork going through each of their bodies

guy walks into a bar, ouch

a dyslecstic son seys to his mum can i have a mcdonald for tea the mum seys ye if you can spell mcdonlds and the son seys fuk that im having a kcf

your mama's so fat... that's it

why did my BFF hate me?i called her an idiot on all the holidays including her birthday

what's the difference between a virginia, and steve keen? a virginia is,nt a knob

whats big red and eats bricks a big red brick eater

How do you drown a blonde? hold her head down until she stops breathing

In Kentucky...your grandmother rapes you.

Who the hell is Femi Otedola?

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