Why did the girl stop running? Because she is in a wheelchair and will never walk again

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What was the women doing out of the kitchen? Watching the movie 'Birth of a Nation' at her father's house

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Why should you never push a Mexican off a bike? Because he will file a lawsuit against you in the event of an injury.

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What does NASCAR stand for? Non-athletic sport centered around rednecks.

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What did one apple say to the other? Nothing, it is scientifically proven that apples can't talk.

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Roger D. ASS , stops, has a ponder , and walks out of a s.t.i clinic ,without being seen

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What word is always spelled wrongly? None of them. Every word has been spelled right at some point.

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Did you hear about that anthony weiner guy. He is very depressed, and your mother has cancer.

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My spelling is horrible

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Penis.

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a man decided to climb a tree. he got to the top,raised his arms above his head and said "I am on top of the world ". after that he fell because he was not holding on to anything

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Roses are read Vliolets are bloo I cant spell How about you

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What do black people and tornadoes have in common? - It only takes one to destroy a neighborhood.

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What do you call a black guy selling drugs? A pharmacist.

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Some of these jokes are funny, others are sad.

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What do you say to a confused blond? You help her with her conundrum.

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how do you make a cripple depressed? stairs..

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who else is on here?

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Jim and Larry work together. Jim works hard, and Larry is a bit of a prankster. One day, Jim is having a rather rough day, and Larry looks to cheer him up with a good-natured joke. Knowing that Jim's wife prepares dinner for him every night of the week, he calls her and tells her that their boss has decided to pay for a dinner out, that she should take the day off and just get ready for Jim to come home and pick her up. Larry will later follow up by calling a pizza delivery place and having them send a special no hard feeling message with two large delicious pizzas. He forgets to call the pizza delivery man until later that night, after which it's too late and he thinks "I'll just explain the joke to Jim tomorrow." And goes peacefully to sleep. Arriving home and finding that dinner is not prepared, Jim savagely beats his wife.

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Why did the duck cross the road? Because he was tired of the publicity his friend, the chicken was getting for crossing the road that he wanted to do it himself. Halfway across the duck was wistfully hit by a car and sadly, his story is lesser known and 99% of the people in this world really don't care about him. Thumbs up if you're that 1% that shows sympathy toward the duck.

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What did dyslexic Old McDonald say? . . . I have a learning disability that impairs my fluency and comprehension accuracy in being able to read and spell

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If you have ten apples, and I take away three, then you will only have seven apples left, because ten minus three is seven. On the other hand, if I have a hundred apples, and you take away ninety-six, then I will call the police on you because that is stealing and it is not allowed. I will also remove you from my friends list on Facebook because stealing isn't nice.

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Knock knock Who's there The police The police who? Ma'am your son is dead

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Whats the difference between a Mexican and a bench? One is a human being and one is an inanimate object that people enjoy sitting on.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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