- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Yo mama so ugly that she often has trouble being attractive towards people of the opposite gender

What did the vegitarian order for brunch. VEGITARIANS DONT BELIEVE IN ICE CREAM>

Stat1st1cs sh0w 0ne 1n f1ve pe0ple d0n't understand b1nary

roses are red violets are blue does this smell like chloroform

What's worse than a worm in your apple? A Holocaust in your apple.

How does a yeti say hi? Raaawwwrrrr

I like my women like I like my coffee.......... I don't like coffee

hes climbing in your window, hes snatching your people up. Hes a fireman.

what's brown and sticky? A Stick

Two cows grazing by the road. One says hey what's all this about mad cows running around? I wonder what is it like? The other says I don't know I'm a helicopter.

why should not women able to vote? because their stupid and should not vote at all

What goes up and down, up and down, up and down, forever? An insult to Newtonian physics.

Roses are red Violets are blue classic

Why are many frogs green? Because yes they are.

ok so ive been pondering for a while now for a joke to submit and here is what ive got, tell me what you think: quif stain

A: Knock Knock B: 7

Q- Why? A- Why not?

Why are there no casinos in Africa? Because of the exceptionally high poverty rate.

There once was a boy walking down the street. He got shot in the head. He died.

Why do mexicans like tacos? Because tacos are a very well liked food and they happen to taste good

Yup, I 100% agree with all the jokes that were made below this post. Chad's pretty gay.

Why do men not get cullulite? Because it's ugly.

What happens when a Jewish man with a boner walks into a wall. He gets a broken nose.

You walk by a boy and see he is playing with poop. You ask the boy what are you doing? He says I'm building a office. You ask him why he says "because I don't have shit to make a building"

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