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What did the little boy with a terminal illness get for Christmas? A gun

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Ever had Ethiopian food? Neither have they

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How do you torture Helen Keller? Give her a cheese-grater and tell her it's a book.

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Why is Wednesday a bad day? Because at some point, Monday will come around again.

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LeBron in the fourth quarter

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So a guy is playing jeopardy and decides to choose the category "Therapist." so he tells the host, "I'll take the rapist for 200."

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Whats worse than getting broken into by a robber? Looking at Obama

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how did the bus fall outa the tree it got hit by a hellicopter how did the boy fall outa the tree he was attached to the bus how did the chicken fall outa the tree it fell off the branch

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What's Black, white, green, and red? To bloody zebras fighting over a pickle

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Two Mice are sitting on a bridge , one falls down an the other is named Charlotte

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The word "Walter" is never funny.

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Why did Anakin tell Luke he was his father? Because honest people never lie

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What did Dmitri say to all his friends? Nothing he has no friends

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What did the jew say to the black man? Nothing they were in a mall that got invaded by evil trees.

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Three men walked into a bar. You'd think one of them would of ducked?

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What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a Corvette? I DON'T have a Corvette in my garage.

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What is easier than making pie? Making cake!

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What did the flag say to the pole? It dosnt

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What's sad about 4 black people in a Cadillac going over a cliff? It was my car.

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why didnt jane scream when she got robbed? Because she got shot.

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How do you put an elephant in a fridge? Open the fridge door and place the elephant inside. How do you put a giraffe in a fridge? Open the fridge door, remove the elephant, and place the giraffe inside. There is a party at the zoo. All of the zoo animals attend, except one. Which one? The giraffe, because he is in the fridge.

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The Below statement is an antijoke. The Above statement is a joke.

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a black man and a Mexican are in the back seat of the car. whos driving the car? their best friend

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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