- Anti Joke

What did the muslim do at the airport? He bought a ticket to New York and proceeded to fly there to mourn his brother who was killed during the terrorist attacks on 9/11.

What do you call it when Justin Beiber has sex with a woman? Intercourse.

Yo mama so old when I slapped her on the back her tits fell off.

how did the fat man survive the plane crash? he didn't, he died like everyone else.

Roses are red,Violets are blue, Who the hell are you,Get the hell away

Obama lin Baden.

I'm called the! no i wish am I left

What's blue, wriggles around, and sits in a corner? A dying baby in a plastic bag. What's green, doesn't wriggle around, and sits in a corner? A Christmas tree. The current homeowners were never made aware of the atrocity committed by the previous occupants.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Listen, it's a free country.

What is round and bad-tempered? A vicious circle

whats a funny joke? nuthing nuthing at all

Knock Knock! Who's There! That's right! And now for our next song: "Magic Bus!" One TwoThree Four.....

A pretty funny pick-up line that probably doesn't work: "Hey, do you work at Little Caesar's? Because you're hot and I'm ready.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Did you hear the one about the koala bear that fell out of the tree? Yeah it died.

A bald man walks out a bar crying Prostate cancer

Yo mammas so fat she wears big clothes!

He who laughs last...is not a laughing owl because they're extinct.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

What goes down well with whiskey? Pedestrians

What did batman say to robin before they got into the batmobile? Get in the batmobile.

What is purple pink and goes over 10000 miles per hour. Barnney in a tornado

Have you ever had Ethiopian food? No? Neither have they.

Why did Kelsey run out of eggs? Horses don't have much sperm.

What do the Irish do on their birthdays? Eat birthday cake and sing happy birthday