What did the flag say to the pole? It dosnt

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What happens after you go to school? (you tell me, i'm only in 6th grade)

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A white man walks into a bar. Then he gets a beer.

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what is funnier than a apple? a talking apple

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Q. What's white and lives in a tree? A. A fridge.

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what do you get a man with no arms or legs for his birthday? a quick, painless death.

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My wife is going to the Caribbean Jamaica? No, St Lucia

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A horse, a duck, a pig, and a muslim walk into bar. The horse ducks, the duck's hoarse, the pig's in a blanket, and the muslim has a can, being surprised at how far a can can preach hate in chicago. The bartender reminds the muslim that he is keeping company with a swine, and the muslim feels offended for the poor horse.

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Q: What's black and blue and is all over Timmy's mother? A: The bruises his father gave her when he came home drunk.

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Why couldn't the infant read the book? Because he was blind.

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why is cancer a big thing because its bad

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How much does a polar bear weigh? Enough to take three harpoons to the chest and still manage to feast on a family of baby seals...... Hi my name is Joey

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How do you kill a blond? Stab her repeatedly in her throat

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What happens when a fat guy falls ? Ohio has another earthquake.

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cory

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Half empty = half full Therefore Half (empty) = half (full) empty= full Half empty

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What do you call a black man driving a expensive sports car? A respectable member of society

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"CHOCOLATE!!!!!!!!" -Spongebob

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Fiona: SHREK! WHERE WERE YOU TONIGHT? Shrek: Out clubbing with the boys. Fiona: What did you do. Shrek: Eat Jews. Borat: iz vedy naaace

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a very large and muscly guy walks into a bar and finds a scrawny white guy he asks him if he has ever been in a fight with someone bigger then him the man says no the large man then leaves the bar and they both continue on with their day

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Why is Stevie Wonder always smiling? Because he has a great career and a loving family.

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, I'm a schizophrenic, and so am I.

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sit in the dark for about 4 or 5 hours covered in Vaseline with a huge dildo inside of your arse

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I like my women how I like my ice-cream Out cold.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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