- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What happens when a bunch of animals break into your house... they eat you.

How did Harry potter open the door? He had the key

what is brown and wet? Muddy water

What did the unicorn say to the horse? I have a horn and you don't.

Yo momma's so fat that her weight is completely disproportional to the average weight of someone her age.

a blonde takes 1 hour to swim 100m of breaststroke.

What's black and is hanging from a tree in my backyard? Avocados.

Why couldn'nt Sally swing on the swing? Because Sally was a carrot

Why was the plumber sad? Because his whole family died in a plane crash.

whats funny about about adailia rose?nothing shes just fucked up in every way shape and form. but 100% defenatly stick my cock in her shitter

Why do you have to write a conclusion at the end of your paper? So people dont have to read the whole thing.

Why was little David sad? His father got hit by a truck.

Yo momma's so old, she lives in a nursing home and is on various medications that she needs to take to stay in optimum health.

why dose micheal jackson like 29 year olds Because there is 20 of them

Know what's funny? Jokes.

a man walks into a bar, when he leaves he thinks he can hold his liquor and kills a mother and two children attempting to drive home.

what is 2+2+2+2+2+2+2+2+2+2+2-2+2x0 20

Teacher: What is 1+1? Student: 2 Teacher: Next time raise your hand before answering a question.

Why does Hilter hate Jews? He's incapable of hating because he's dead.

Hey i just met you, and this us crazy! Heres some toilet paper, wipe my ass maybe?

your mom gave me head.....phones

How much cabbage is in sean's teeth? lots, like it's rotting in there

I remember the last words my grandpa said before he kicked the bucket. I bet I can kick this bucket. He missed and had a heart attack.

Bugsys back back back again with a brand new track cumming on megs back back back with a new boxing cap cap cap, stealing millions from banks having a wank coz hes a lanky cockney mong

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