- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock knock! Who's there? Alan okay come in

Why did the sloth fall out of the tree? Because sloths often confuse their arm with a branch, grab on and fall to their deaths.

Why does Chuck Norris always know the time? He bought a fancy new watch.

roses are red violents are blue your dad is gay soon it all be you !

What's green and has wheels? The White House. I lied about everything, I'm so sorry.

Why did Colussi miss school for 2 years? -Because he died

Why did the bald man go to hospital? Because we was getting chemotherapy

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What is the difference between a painting and Jesus? It only takes one nail to put up a painting

why was 9 afraid of 6 ? because it made her pregnant

What did the fat man say to everyone? Hey everyone! I am i fat man!

Why is Stevie Wonder always so happy? Probably becuase he's a highly succesfull multi-million dollor recording artist with 26 grammys and 1 oscar

What happens if you fall of a cliff You die

Yo Mama is so fat that she should probably make an appointment with a bariatric surgeon.

How many Alzheimer's patients does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Only one, but he may forget to finish the task due to his Alzheimer's.

Why was little Johnny crying? He is regularly raped by his father.

When is a great time to eat chicken fingers? Never Chickens dont have fingers therefore making it misnamed and impossible to eat them

what is red white and blue? the french flag

Who's the fastest kid in AA

no

What did the passive-aggressive woman do to her husband? She killed him. As it turns out, the slight passive-aggressive behavior she was showing was actually an early warning sign of a dangerous sociopathic mental disorder. The authorities are looking for her as we speak.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Penis

What is computers and smells like thin and fragile? dyslexic nipples.

The elephant moonwalked. On the moon.

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