Detroit has a low crime rate

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Why did the boy cross the road? He was visiting his dying grandmother at the hospital.

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Why is there a rock in a boy's foot? He wasn't weraing shoes.

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I like my coffee like I like my slaves... Free

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What do you call a black man that flies a plane? A pilot you racist bastard!

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Why are you on this sight? You're procrastinating. I am too

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what's hotter than my cousin's girlfriend? I don't know. she's remarkably hot. like, one of the hottest people I personally know.

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what do call a car full of people on the side of the road? a cool explosion waiting to happen

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Would you like to go to my jinga party, if you do save the date 9/11?

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What's black and runs fast? Newsflash: Most of you are racist.

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A man did not like this site

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 was a registered sex offender.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He is suicidal and should probably get help.

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Spongebob. "Hey Patrick, I thought of something funnier than 24." Patrick "Let me hear it." Spongebob "25"

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That awkward moment when a sentence doesn't end the way you think it octopus.

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How do you save the world in 2012? You aren't. 2012 isn't going to happen!

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How do you get a girl to pay for food? You Rape Her

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A guy walks into a restaurant and sits down only to realize he is not wearing any pants. Immediately the police are called and arrest the man for indecent exposure. Given there were children in the restaurant at the time, the man is also charged as level 3 sex offender and is held on $100,000 bail. His family receives the news and become the talk of the town. His wife commits suicide from embarrassment, leaving her 10 year old son up for adoption who later gets involved with drugs due to his rough childhood.

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What's the difference between Republicans and Democrats? There is a series of boxes which one can choose to check on a ballot, officially registering an individual with a certain party. Available parties include the Green Party, The American Communist Party, The Republican Party, and the Democratic Party among others. Republicans choose to check the Republican box, Democrats choose to check the Democrat box. Also Republicans are closet homosexuals and Democrats are terrorists.

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Chuck Norris can get a nuke in Black Ops.

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A man walks into a bar and orders two shots the bartender then picks up his shotgun and gives it to him

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How can you tell if a woman is stupid? Yell the word "STUPID'' and see if she turns around.

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What did the dinosaur say to the centipede? It's funny cause the dinosaur is big and the centipede is small.

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So you are a giggler huh? You ticklish too? Anyway, you ever watched Deathnote? I was gonna ask something kinda important but it disappeared, so you tell me stuff first. Oh, my parents? Well, they where nice and sweet, but lets talk about something cruel and horrible. (If you switch up nice and sweet with cruel and horrible and the opposite, you will get the picture I am trying to pain here) What makes me so much more interesting huh? And why are you afraid you may look like an Alien? HEEEEEY! I am a legal citizen and I am not freaking Mexican!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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