- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Help me I need to know how to cook a human fetus by tomorrow does anyone know any good recipes?

Bill: Wanna know the difference between knowledge and wisdom? Joe: Sure Bill: Knowledge is knowing that an apple is a fruit. Wisdom is knowing not to put it in a fruit salad.

What did the German say to the Rabbi? Hello. The German was also Jewish

~Chinese Anti Joke~ What is the difference between American army and Chinese army? American army teach youngsters to use their tanks. Chinese army smash youngsters with their tanks.

What would Jesus say if he was alive today? “Nehwê tzevjânach aikâna d'bwaschmâja af b'arha.”

One linners President Kinnedy did you like the parade President Lincon did you like the play

what do you call a black who stabbed your entire family? it all depends on what his name happens to be

Q :Whats the difference between a truck load of bowling balls and a truck load of dead babies? A: I don't have a truck of bowling balls.

Why did the girl eat a sandwich? because she was thirsty

Sarah Palin.

what do you call a pie in a roll a roll and pie

A cyclist looses control in a race. How does he stop? Run into the spectators on the side of the road.

oh, you have a baby on board? I'll just drive into the the car next to you...

What did the college student do during her Spring Break in Mexico? We're not sure, she never came back.

What was the only reason a ginger ever won in a fight? It was against a Dementor.

Why did the little boy grow up to be a homosexual man? He didn't find the female reproductive system sexually appealing

What did a pornstar say when she heard hard banging from the front door? Come inside.

What did the homeless man's sign say? It didn't say anything. You had to read it.

Why cant Hellen Keller read? Because shes dead!!!

What do you call a girl who can run faster than me? Virgin

Why did the chicken cross the road? To meet up with his friend that was on the other side.

Knock Knock! F*ck off

Why is the Asian 2nd grader sad? Her best friend was diagnosed with breast cancer. She has 3 weeks to live.

They say duck tape can fix every thing, Not my grandma's cancer for that matter.

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