Josh Moran peels off his foreskin while watching gay porn.

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Knock knock. Who's there?

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"Wow, that was so funny i fell off my dinosaur!" Dinosaurs went extinct in the late Cretaceous period, about 65 million years ago. Commonly believed by scientists across the world to have been caused by an ancient meteor that crashed in the current day Yucatán peninsula in Mexico. Also, even if you were around during the Cretaceous period, i assure you that no dinosaur would let you climb on top of it, let alone ride it while you're not highly terrified because of the sheer danger of the experience. Now unless you are 65 million years old, I highly doubt you laughed so hard that you fell off the dinosaur that you supposedly own.

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Why did the black man wash his feet? PHOIT!!!! He washed his feet in a bird bath... Too bad his car got thrown off a cliff by a bald eagle with no feathers?

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So a guy walks into the doctors and say "Doctor it hurts when i poke my knee like this" the doctor says "Let me see your hand" the doctor squeezes the patients finger and the patient says "ow!" the doctor says "now poke you knee again" the patient pokes his knee and says "it still hurts" so the doctor comes to a conclusion and says " you dont have a broken kneecap you have a broken finger, stupid, now get out and leave me alone!"

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Two black males walk into the bar due to circumstances they had to go home early one of them has to leave early to tend to his ill wife, and the other enjoys his night drinking and making small talk with new friends

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Why can't so many guys get it up? Because erectile dysfunction affects 30 million men nationwide.

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What do you call a black jew? Overcooked

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George W. Bush

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He was being chased by other cannibal chickens.

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Man 1: is that boy high? Man 2: No. He has down syndrome

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Why didn't the black boy get any presents from Santa? Because he isn't real.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Its children were just slaughtered.

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YOU KNOW WHO ELSE LOVED AND NURTURED ME THROUGH MY CHILDHOOD YEARS? MY MOM.

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Coldpaly is a good band

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Why don't dinosaurs talk? Because they're all dead!!!!

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How did Sarah Offet win? He had no arms. Knock, knock? Whose there? Not Sarah Offet

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10 years later...... a baby is born in Japan and has 26 toes due to radiation

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How do you make a baby stop crawling? Nail it to the ground

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Why did they bury the fireman at the side of the hill? Because he was dead

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Why couldn't the surgeon perform surgery? Because he was in court being sued due to the fact that he administered too much anesthesia to a patient, who later died of overdose..

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Hah, I bet a faggot that lost his balls in the war is "above" such things as seduction and all things straight! 25 million US dollars, send them to me within a week, or I will hunt you down by tracking down every single one of your fucking followers (all six of them), and make you wish you where dead. And tell me where you live, send me your sister so I can rape her, send me your boyfriend so I can cut him to pieces, send my your children so I can make sure your genes stop, send my your mothers tits so I can hang them on my wall, and kill your father and post the shit on youtube! Maybe then we are halfway close a settlement.

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Why did the bald man die? Cancer.

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