Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting raped by a giant scorpion

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how much fish could a chicken

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What do Justin Bieber and corn have in common? They are both fruits. Except for the corn.

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What happened to the dog that ate to much? It became obese.

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What did the fruit say when it was about to be sliced in half? Nothing, fruits cannot talk, duh.

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Roses are red, Violets are red, Daisies are red, OH SHIT! MY GARDEN'S ON FIRE!!!

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An Indian, American and French man walk into the bar simultaneously. Unfortunately, they get stuck in the door.

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What do you do to Jewish people? You Challah at them.

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What did the Blonde do when she saw train tracks? She walked over slowly, looked both ways, and crossed safely

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What's a bench painted red white and blue all over? An American BENCH.

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Why did the mailman die? Because everybody dies.

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Contrary to the popular saying, "An apple a day keeps the doctor away," if you get cancer there's nothing an apple can do...

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Two colleague janitors sit next to each other in the coffee room, one says to the other: About yesterday... I checked three times and it looks pretty normal. Sorry... I wasn't around to hear the question the other posed the day before, but I heard it's supposed to be pretty funny with this answer. So... Less is better then none, right?

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Yo mama so stupid she got locked in a grocery store and starved to death

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How many Italians does it take to change a light bulb....... 1

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Yo Momma is SO FAT, THAT she has an increased risk of cardiac arrest due to her blood pressure.

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a dyslecstic son seys to his mum can i have a mcdonald for tea the mum seys ye if you can spell mcdonlds and the son seys fuk that im having a kcf

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Knock knock Who's there? Mike Mike who? Mike Davis from across the street. Come in.

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A blind man walks past a fish market then says "why hello lady's" ????

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What's funnier than a dead baby? A dead baby in a clown suit.

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How do you make a baby stop crying? Drown it in vinegar.

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a woman walks into a bar, she was quickly kicked out and escorted back to the kitchen

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Why did the robot cross the road? Because It was bionically fused to the chicken.

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Last Christmas I gave you my heart But the very next day Your body rejected it and you went into cardiac arrest, we both died

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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