Why did timmy fall off his bike? Someone threw a fridge at hm

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why did Lucy fall down? she got hit with a hammer

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Why does Snoop Dog carry an umbrella? For rain.

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What do you call a german soldier? A Nazi

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So a blonde a, a red head, and a brunette crash land on an island, they all died within a week...

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knock knock who's there funny funny who a funny joke

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What is the difference between a painting and Jesus? It only takes one nail to put up a painting

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Q: What did the boy with cancer get for Christmas? A: He died on Christmas Day, before his parents could tell him they had maxed out their credit cards to take him to Disney World. His father has since relapsed into alcoholism. He knows his wife is cheating on him with another man, but understands that she needs comfort that he cannot give her.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. Most poems rhyme, But his one doesn't.

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If you pull a pin out of a grenade, is it possible to put it back? I need a quick answer for this question.

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You know what they say about a man with big feet! They say it's indicative of the size of his penis, although there's no scientific evidence backing this up.

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A man walked into a bar. Ouch! He stepped on a piece of a shattered bottle from a bar fight. Don't worry, though, it was just a little cut and he felt fine after a few beers.

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A man walks into the office for an appointment. The doctor performs the usual examinations, before asking the man to turn his head and cough. As is standard, he feels the man's testicles to check for irregularities. The man jokes, "Say doc, couldn't you at least ask me to dinner first?" The doctor replies, "You have testicular cancer." He died a month later.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 commited statutory rape on a younger 5, gang banged 8 with 10 and 11, murdered 9, and was sentenced to jail for life.... eventually the case was dropped and 7 was let out early for community service. He told 6 he was coming for him 6 months later.... 6 was so terrified he didn't know what to do... he was living in fear... eventually he commited suicide by jumping off a cliff just off the coast of Palm Beach into the pacific ocean. His body was never found His family didnt get to say good bye... This is why 6 was afraid of 7

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Why did little Bobby put a firecracker in the dog's ass? Don't worry he used lube.

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Your moms so ugly, that when i took her out to eat for dinner we built an everlasting relationship. Thats why you call me dad.

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how did hitler lure the jews onto trains to concentration camps? he told them he hid a penny in one of the cars

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A duck walks up to a lemonade stand, as asks the man running the stand, "Hey, got any grapes?" The man suffers a heart attack from the shock of a talking duck

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What would you do if I walked onto your property and started to smash up your mailbox with a sledge hammer? You would be very scared and most probably call the police.

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Why couldn't the Muslim eat pork? He didn't have a tongue.

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whats worse then finding a bad antijoke on this site? finding a real joke on this site

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what do you call a farm without animals a house with a big yard

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"My father walked out on me." "Oh that's strange because I saw him yesterday and he had no legs."

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How do you kill a mime? Shoot him in the face.

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