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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why is this website called anti-jokes? i don't know but it makes sense.

a father listens to his son while he was on the computer. he heard "BABBY BABBY OHHHHH" and busted in He was releaved to find him masterbating to porn because he thought it was Justin Beiber

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what did the white man call a black man that was awarded the job he applied for? He stated the man was a hard worker and deserved the job. Then he walked up to the man with a smile and congraduated him. Then he went home and commited suicide after he concluded he didnt deserve to live.

What is the difference between a Jew and a Muslim? Their religion.

I insist, you go ahead. See you around. how about in four six hours?

I know a black person. His name is Mikey.

My friend on xbox told me about this cool clan. I went to join but I didn't like to wear the white robes

Why do black people eat fried chicken? Because black people are usually stronger than chicken. If they weren't, chickens would probably eat fried black people.

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie roll pop? After one hour, twelve minutes, and fifty-three seconds, Dave calculated that it approximately took 247 licks.

What do you get when you cross a gay man with a chainsaw? A decapitated homosexual.

Person 1 - Did you know there is only evidents of killer whales killing in captivity Person 2 - tell that to my uncle Pete... He's deaf

A- Why did the chicken cross the road? B- I honestly do not care.

What does mickee say to other animals. Mouse

If i had 100 dollars for every time a black president was assainted i would have 100 dollars in 4 months and six days.

What did the young man's clothes smell like after a long night of partying? Laundry detergent, it was quite pleasant

What do you call a man who's a gynecologist, painter and respected martial arts champion? Talented.

how do you find will smith in the snow? look for his teeth

Why was the cat unable to drink its milk? He was stapled to the wall

Why did the blackman fall off the bike? Because he stole it.

why'd the chicken committed suicide?? to get to the other side

What is the difference between a duck? A motorcycle because vests don't have sleeves.

guess what? i dont know, what? i dont know either, i thought you knew.

Why did the Mexican man grow a mustache? It wasn't his choice. Men naturally grow facial hair and he ran out of razors.

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