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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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My milkshake brings all the boys to the yard. I guess I make a good milkshake.

A dog walks into a bar and orders a pint of beer The barman replies : Woof Woof

Why couldnt Helen Keller drive? Because She was Blind you sexist asshole

Knock Knock Who's there? re-posession officers

Why did a blond killed herself? She couldnt find a corner in a round room.

What's worse than a bruise in your knee? A bruise in your other knee. And what is worse than that? The Holocaust. And what is worse than that? A second Holocaust, much bigger, with much more casualties.

person 1: don't look person 2:Why person 1:because my shirt not on and my boobs are jiggiling

Half empty = half full Therefore Half (empty) = half (full) empty= full Half empty

If a tree falls in the forest, but nothing is there to hear it, does it still make noise ? Yes, because whether the action of the three falling produces sound waves or not is not dependent on whether something is there to receive these waves.

How do you get a clown off a swing? Take a chainsaw and cut the swing in half

What do you get when you cross a rhino and a whale? Comment your answer:

How do you make a boy cry? Pour hot soup on his head.

A black man has a woman up against a wall, and she is screaming. they are passionate lovers and he is pleasing her greatly.

RACIST JOKE Why did the racist cross the road? He wanted to get to the other side.

What rhymes with car? Not kangaroo

What happens when a black man is swinging in a tree? He is enjoying the swing set I helped his father put up.

Pickup line: Hey babe, do you work at a grocery store? Because I wanna spill some milk on the floor so they can call spill on aisle 9 and I'll be there waiting for you and watch you clean my mess.

Want to burn 3000 calories in under 5 MINUTES? Take a store bought pizza and put it in the over for as long as you want. Just watch the calories burn away in a puff of smoke!

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

Whats long hard and full of semen? A dick.

When my brother was hanging at YOUR cross, he asked "daddy" "Oh father why!" Then lightning struck and the weather went to fuck. Moral: WHAT KIND OF RESPONSE IS THAT YOU PIECE OF SHIT!?

Did you know that in Africa, every 60 seconds... A minute passes. So sad

Where did little Timmy go when the bomb dropped? Everywhere.

What's bigger than China and Smaller than my penis? Russia and a smaller penis.

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