- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why the FFUUU did you go back? Because I broke something huur.

Why are Mexicans so good at jumping, swimming and running? They aren't. You're just racist.

Q: Why did the plane crash? A: The pilot lacked flying skills and experience.

What did the Jew say when he walked into a bar? Ouch!

Why did Johnny close the door on Sally's face? Because Johnny is a dick.

how many shit jokes do you need to make before you realize that random does not equal funny? TOO FUCKING MANY

Why does everybody look at the foreign boy strangely? Because he was ugly

Columbus Day... A day to remember the anniversary of Columbus enslaving America.

What's worse than biting into an apple with a worm in it? Getting brutally raped by a giant transvestite donkey witch.

Why did the man go to Jupiter? Because he was on a mission for N.A.S.A.

How do you keep an idiot in suspense..............

Why did the patient die of aids disorder? Butt sex. Lots and lots of butt sex.

If your fighting an octopus on mars how many lamps does it take to repair a dog house? Nine because a toaster cannot ride a bicycle.

Man goes to the doctors, He waits patiently in the waiting room for nine minutes and is then called in to see the doctor for a routine check up. After seeing the doctor he picks up his sisters kid from school and carries on with his day.

Q. Why didn't bob go to work today? A. I killed his family.

What happened when the Asian girl got a B on her report card? She committed suicide

A door walks up with a knob what does the guy do? he opens the door

How many TV shows are there? A lot.

What's the difference a black person and a park bench? A park bench is a object and a black person is human.

A jewish man walks into a bar with a parrot on his shoulder, the bartender asks "where'd you get that" the man replied "at a pet shop"

friends are like snowflakes. if you piss on them they go away

What's the difference between marmalade and jam?... you can't marmalade your dick down a girls throat.

What did they gay chicken say to the straight chicken? .... nothing, chickens dont speek.

Yo mommas so fat that when people look at her they say things like "shes bigger than me"

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