- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A Quadriplegic walks into a bar.

Why did the chicken cross the road? We will never know. Chickens are incapable of communicating with humans and thus the intent of the chicken is subject to speculation.

A black man walked into a bar. He cashed in big on workers comp.

A man walked into the woods with alzheimers......pancakes

Q: what's green and has wheels? A: a john deere tractor

How many black men does it take to change a light bulb? TO GET TO THE OTHER SIDE!

What starts with "F" and ends with "UCK"? Fuck.

Why are Indians so bad at football? Curry

Why did the shark eat the girl? Because she was ugly

What did the White guy say to the Black Guy? Nothing... he looked him up and down and spat at him instead.

Q: Why was six afraid of seven? A: seven raped six's mom

If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychology disorder.

Was the worlds most expensive comedian any fun? Well, he was funny, but they where all cheap laughs. Moral: Expensive jokes are expensive.

Whats worse than failing an English test? finding out your now exgirlfriend has aids.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: To get to the other side

So I'm balls deep in this 9 year old...

The good part of "Age" of Ultron? THANOS REIGNS! Disagree? Just leave the green thumb and fuck off!

Knock Knock Who's there? Just open the damn door.

A man walks into a bar. It's a fine establishment. He orders a couple of beers and takes a cab home like a responsible man would. He is then killed with a croquet mallet.

Why did Tim fall out of the window? Well... he didn't exactly fall... I pushed him

Knock Knock. Please stop peddling your religion on my doorstep. .

What's brown and sticky? Feces.

How do you find out the population of Mexico? The census.

The one under this is a fake. i wrote the real one

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