- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What looks like a rainbow but isn't seen in the sky? A drawing of a rainbow

Two Irish men walk in to a bar. Or maybe it was three. It's actually quite a common occurrence here in Dublin.

Everyone is equal. It doesn't matter if you're black, red, yellow, brown, or normal.

Why did the White man scream when he saw a Black man? Because he was scared.

Why did the chicken cross the road? How the hell should i know, i do not speak chicken.

What's the opposite of a joke? An anti-joke. You're reading one right now.

i'm an inbred jew - Barras

sally has no arms knock knock who's there not sally

Roses are grey Violets are grey I am a dog.

What's Kanye West's goal in life? To dash the hopes and dreams of Taylor Swift on national television.

what do you get if you cross a scotsman , who knows nothing about football and a indian? Blackburn rovers, and a good night out

Three men are walking, the first one walks into a bar. He has a couple of drinks because he is depressed. He drives home, drunk, and dies in a car accident. His wife finds out and hangs herself.

Roses are red,violets are blue, i love the colour red and green but its a pitty because im not so keen.

what did the grandma do after she was pushing up daisies? washed her hands because gardening is a dirty activity

What is black and hangs on a rope next to a rebel flag in my back yard? A tire swing for my redneck kids to swing on.

whats better than 7 babies in one trash can 1 baby in 7 trash cans

How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

Yo mama so fat and ugly, I don't want to tell you how fat and ugly she is for fear of vomiting.

What is worse than the holocaust? DUH! A worm in MY apple!

What did Big Dog say to Little Dog? "We are both dogs."

What's the different between jelly and jam? I can't jelly my penis up your butthole

What do you call Metta World Peace after he has hit somebody? Metta World War.

You know what is funnier than 24???? I don't know that's why I was asking

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue,All you HATERS of J. Bieber, Go suck your MOTHER.

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