- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK! Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

Want more? You might be interested in...

Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

why did the little girl fall off the swing? she was a double amputee.

A penguin is walking through the snow, and comes across a polar bear with a hat on. He stops and stares at the polar bear for a second and then compliments the polar bear on his hat. The polar bear smiles and promptly consumes the penguin, build up a fat layer for the coming Winter.

women's rights.

What do you call a dog without a bone? Floppy.

Why did the guy go to the strip club? To look at naked people.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I'm colorblind.

What do you call a person that smells like shite and chases uglier girls than him? .. . . . . . . .. . . . . . Smelly McD the smelly cunt

whats worse than finding a dead cat in your kitchen? a dead cat in your bedroom

There was a man posting an anti-joke... He had no life

Q Why did the feminist cross the road? A To suck my dick

Q: Why do black people hate country music? A: Because every time they hear "hoe down" they think someone has shot their sister.

Q: Why was the man wet? A: I push him in a pool.

What's worse than finding a worm on your apple? Trench foot on your eyebrow.

A girl asks a Croatian bartender for a beer, the bartender replies, 'There is no beer in this bar.'

Beans, beans, are good for your heart the more you eat the less hungry you are.

What is older than history?

What looks like a rainbow but isn't seen in the sky? A drawing of a rainbow

Two Irish men walk in to a bar. Or maybe it was three. It's actually quite a common occurrence here in Dublin.

what did the grandma do after she was pushing up daisies? washed her hands because gardening is a dirty activity

I'm black and I will beat your children. (This is not an anti-joke)

What did the Priest say to the kid walking home alone? Be safe.

Everyone is equal. It doesn't matter if you're black, red, yellow, brown, or normal.

whats better than 7 babies in one trash can 1 baby in 7 trash cans

what do you get if you cross a scotsman , who knows nothing about football and a indian? Blackburn rovers, and a good night out

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??