An Englishman, a Welshman, an Irishman and a Scotsman are all stranded on a desert island. After several days spent utilizing the survival skills they had been taught in the Royal Navy, they were eventually evacuated by fellow sailors searching for them. As the only survivors, their stories were vital in preventing such shipwrecks in future.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To commit suicide thus getting to the other side(hell/heaven)

Sigh, everybody in the world hates me :( Moral: Seven billion people? Realy?

Rush Limbaugh

an 80 yr old man apllies to walmart

Whats white and sticky? Glue.

Q. What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs in front of a door? A. Matt

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Why did the old man cry? Because he had just witnessed his wife die.

Q: How are a plum and a rabbit alike? A: They're both purple, except for the rabbit.

What did the down syndrome kid get for christmas? Pulmonary Embolisms.

irish man drinking john smiths

your momma so stupid she dropped out of high school

A family walks into a talent agency. Talen agent says "Okay, what's your act called?" Dad replies "The Aristocrats!"

Why Do cats purr when you pet them? I'm actually asking a question there I don't know why.

Stevie Wonders said to his friend, "Have you seen my house?" "No" "Neither have I"

Why couldn't the mute kid tell his mom the house was on fire? Casue he fell down the stairs and broke his hands...

YOLO You only like Oreos

For 10 cents a day you can feed an African...they eat pennies.

Here's a joke for you, my life...

Knock knock. Who's there? Big Brother. Big Brother who? That's right. ALL are who, Akbar!

i had a black friend once......just kidding

Roses are red, violets are blue, I have to go to the bathroom.

Donald Trump

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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