Whats the difference between a white guy and a black guy? They have different colors of skin.

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Q.A zebra somehow managed to get out of the zoo and started running all around the town. After some time he saw a zebra crossing(not an original zebra crossing the road but the black and white stripes)on the road.He stoppped suddenly.WHY? A. He was too tired to run any more!!!

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Why did the kid want to do his science test? He didnt, who would want to do a science test...

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What did the unicorn eat for a snack? Nothing. Unicorns are a majestic fiction animal.

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Why is six afraid of seven? Because seven is a registered sex offender

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What's the difference between a ferrari and a penis? I don't have a stash of ferraris in my garage.

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So a cat a dog are in a field.The dog then proceeds to eat the cat and take a nap

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what did the little boy say to his mom? nothing his mother died in childbirth.

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Knock knock. Who's there. To get to the other side.

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Roses are grey, Violets are grey, I'm color blind, How about you?

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What is the key to a good anti-joke? A disappointing or intellectual punch-line said in a calm and passive tone.

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Q:your jetski loses a wheel. how many pancakes does it take to fix your house? A:blue berry icecream.

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What is black, white, and red all over? The Wall

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I put my baby in a microwave.

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roses are red violets are microwaves i have amnesia what ma name iiizzz 'SHAWTAY

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2 blondes were heading to Disney world, they saw up ahead that said "Disney World left" then took a left and enjoyed Disney World and had fun on the rides

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Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Suzie!

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Why did the american block the road? Because he just ate at Mc donalds.

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Q: How do you make a fireman cry?? A: Drown his wife

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Why did the gay kid drop his ice cream Because he got punched in the face.

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Every time I walk across the street I do the Hitler march and raise my arm straight out to salute him, if I feel like holding up traffic, I take smaller steps

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If polar bears were pink they'd be very easy to find

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It was okay, then Alice my friend and a nurse insisted (she can be a total bitch) I take a painkiller, of course that messed up my focus completely and threw off my hypnotic suggestion which I use to shut down the pain receptors. Ironically I cannot seem to shut off my allergy to dust. Oh, yeah it was the standard bullshit Mensa test, ten patterns or something, oh and while I am terrible at trivia, I am actually much smarter than a fifth grader, I mean one kid told me he was smarter because he could do math better than me and he could, so I choked the little bitch to death, who is the smartest one now?

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How many people does it take to screw in a lightbulb? most likely one unless there is physical disability that makes this person incapable of this action

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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