Did you hear why the peanut got arrested by walking next to another peanut? One got a-salt-ed

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What do you call a black guy driving an airplane? A pilot

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what does wtf stand for? what? i was asking you!

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Why did the 16 year old black kid drop out of high school? He started a successful small business selling mixtapes.

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Yo mama so stupid, she scored poorly on her SAT exams in high school. She was unable to recieve a college education. She now works as a full time waitress at a small diner. She earns minimum wage and is still getting nowhere on her search for a better job.

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How many unicorns does it take to change a lightbulb? Unicorns do not use lightbulbs, their technology (magic) is way too advanced to waste fossil fuels and pollute the air. Also, you can't change a lightbulb with hooves. ;)

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why did the Mexican take $20, because he found it on the ground

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I found my car in the lot with a broken tail-light and a note under the windscreen wipers. I accidentally reversed into your car, Lots of people saw me do it. They all think I'm writing down my name and details, Well, I'm not.

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What did a Chinese man say to the other Chinese man? I don't know, I don't speak Chinese.

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Eh yo Sean u mr. Kingston Hey, how are you doing?

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Three Men walk into a bar. One with a ax and one with a Shovel. The other one isn't holding anything. *Boom* (\ _ /) (x . x)

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What is worse than stepping on Lego bare foot? Mass genocide.

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Safety in numbers? Try telling that too six million Jews.

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Why did the German burn the Jew? Because he dropped his tea.

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One day, a mother was talking with her three daughters. "Mommy," the first one asked, "Why did you name me Daisy?" "Because when we took you home, a daisy petal fell on your head." "Mommy," the second one said, "Why did you name me Rose?" "Because when we took you home, a rose petal fell on your head." "MMMMBBBWWAAAAAAAAAGGGGGHHHHH!" the third daughter cried. She was born with severe cognitive damage and is incapable of coherent speech.

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What makes the turtle move? It's legs.

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What do you say to a disabled man in a lift? Have a nice day.

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Two elves walk into a bar. The hobbit laughs and walks under it.

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What does a Twihard, a Brony, a Belieber and a Gleek all have in common? They all ruin the Internet.

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What did the cannibal do after he dumped his girlfriend........... Wiped his ass

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If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychology disorder.

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What do you call a black man that works in a church A priest

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The last person on Earth is sitting home alone when suddenly there is a knock at the door. Knock knock Who's there? *silence* Damn this joke got creepy...

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What's the difference between a pizza and a black man? It would be cannibalism to eat a black man.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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