- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Go fuck yourself.

What's the difference between cancer and my grandmother? She doesn't have cancer.

What starts with P and ends with ORN? Popcorn! What starts with F and ends with UCK? Firetruck! What starts with S and ends with EX? Spandex!

Your mom is so dirty, She smells.

Vegeta, what does the scouter say about his power level? I can't remember... :(

why did the man turn on and off the lights 20 times because he was diagnosed with O.C.D as a child

cancer

HOW MANY CRACK-HEADS DOES IT TAKE TO CHANGE A LIGHT BULB? NONE, THERE AIN'T NO ELECTRICITY IN THE CRACKHOUSE!!!

no really what are ur names?

What do you get if you cross a sheep with a kangaroo? Don't be ridiculous. First of all, scientifically this is near impossible and secondly, what use would a kangaroo with wool be? Sheepdogs would become obsolete and they would be a nightmare to shear. Imbecile.

why is there art classes so people can make beautiful pieces of art :)

yo Dawg I heard you like dogs... So I sent yo ass to prison and got an NFL contract

What's fat and ugly? Your face ... But only if its fat and ugly

This is a joke.

Why did humpty dumpty fall off a wall? Well it turns out that he was a raging psycopath. to add on, he was also a suicidal

what did i get my mom for her birthday? Nothing im selfish

Three Lawyers are walking, one falls down, gets up and continues walking

Did you hear about the black man who went to college? He made a very successful living for himself despite this rough economy.

What did the cat say to the dog? Miaow. What did the dog say to the cat? Miaow.

A dog walks into a forest and sees a whale. The dog asks "aren't you supposed to be in the ocean?" The whale replies, "yes."

What's worse than the WNBA? The Cleveland Cavaliers.

/\ The joke above was really dumb. \/ The joke below is pretty good.

What is the difference between a black man dead in the middle of the road... and a deer dead in the middle of the road? One is a human and one is an animal

Why couldn't the horse open the door? - Because it was locked...Beeeeeeeeeeeeeef Jelly

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