- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What does a psychic have in common with a stone? A: The bible decrees that psychics are witches and should be stoned and something topical about the stone.

Women are only good for two things... Being raped and being raped in the ass.

What's red and can't find a family? A fire hydrant

Roses are red, Violets are blue, This is a poem, Penis knuckle.

Best reaction to Anti-humor joke me: whats green and has wheels Friend: idk Me: Grass i lied about the wheels Friend:wow dick

How many plumbers does it take to unscrew a lightbulb? Plumbers don't do that. Electricians do.

A farmer accidentally trips his wife. She falls down the stairs and the farmer is quickly arrested for murder.

Schizophrenia will affect over 1.5 million people this year. At least, thats what my flying, albino pet rhinoceros told me.

Why did a little kid's mom let go of his hand? John Wilks Booth shot her

What do you do when you see a hot girl in your bed

I have a very serious problem with my narcolepsy. I occasionalolahdf;honainbirgnipqgierngiaqbhgpqruiph

A man walked into a bar owch

Why did the man think he was hungry? Answer: Because his brain told that he needed to Eat or he was going to be really hungry. Made by eli

Why'd the clown fall out of the tree? it died. Why'd the cat fall out of the tree? it died Why'd the chicken fall out of the tree? it was stapled to the clown

roses are red, violets are blue, im a bad poet, text me. LMFAO

Why did the homeless man decide it was time to get off the streets? He wanted to save face.

Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was DEAD! But why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was stapled to the first monkey... But then why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? P-p-p-p-eer pressure

I wife my butt after I poop. I poop out of my penis.

What do you call a shop dedicated to selling rap music, watermelons, grape soda and fried chicken? A poor business model

What did the fat girl mean when she said, " last night was amaziing?" that pizza pie you shared was very well crafted and baked

Why was Jimmy so upset? Because both of his parents died.

When life gives you lemons you are like "how did I get these lemons?"

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