- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a boy with no arms or legs that gets stepped on a lot? Mat.

Why did the blonde stare at the juice carton? Because a man was pointing a shotgun at her and would kill her if she didn't do it.

WARNING: this is a black joke Why does everybody hate darth vader? he is all black

so a baby seal walks into a club, the bouner immedietly kicks the seal out because it is too young to be in a club and also.....itsa seal

Whats better then a guard llama two Guard llamas

Yo momma is so stupid that the only test she passed was the mental retardation test.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Being raped by a Triceratops.

"Why can't you hear pterodactyl when it goes to the bathroom?" "Because the pee is silent?" "No, because they are dead, you idiot."

Q:What's the difference between a lake? A: a tree, because motorcycles dont have doors... :) crf

what do black and white people have in common? when they dont wear sunscreen, they get sunburnt, except for black people.

People are like trees. When hit multiple times with an ax they fall down.

A blonde, brunette, and redhead find a cliff that is supposed to turn you into something which you exclaim upon leaping from the cliff. The brunette jumps off and exclaims: BIRD! She thus falls to her death on a ton of pointy rocks. The other two loot her corpse and walk away.

-How much wood would a woodchuck chuck, if a woodchuck could chuck wood? -Probably a decent amount.

Why did the cookie go to the doctor, beause he was feeling really crumby...becuase he has testicular cancer

Why is it hard to see a black man in the night? Because its dark out, and he's BLACK.

I'm not racist. Racism is a crime, and crime is for black people.

five gay guys stand in a line is it a straight line

Whats the difference between a green apple and a red apple? Their colors.

Roses are red violets are blue I want to F%$# you with a rake

Chris Brown walks into a bar. And then is politely asked to leave as the bar owner also happens to be the spokesperson for an anti-domestic violence group.

a chicken walks into a bar and gets drunk. the locals then proceed to tell the police because the chicken was harrassing people after he got drunk

the elephant asks the man, " how do u breathe out of that thing?" the man proceeds to explain to the elephant how he breathes out of his nose.

Jamie stegman liked doodle alot. Yummy he thought to himself as it entered his mouth.

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